Call me Ishmael. This story begins with a boy (@rdutellejr on twitter) seeking a 3 wood to hit off the tee and deck. After much searching and testing, the boy finds a Taylormade Rocketballz Tour 3W and pulverizes ball after ball (see star pattern on face), but there is something missing... he is missing the sweet spot both high and low.
Frustrated and sad, the boy turns to the internet and finds The Hackers Paradise where knowledge is gained and dreams are made. He begins talking with Harry Arnett (AKA. Jacques Cousteau) from Callaway about his problems with his 3W face.
But Harry, I mean Jacques, says "We are in the middle of a five-year war, as demonstrated by these here figures."
The boy, slightly confused, but intrigued asks Jacques if he could go deep and find him a new 3 wood. Jacques/Harry takes up the challenge.
On the first attempt (1Deep), Jacques returns from the depths of the clubface with only scraps of blonde hair, and a coffee stained Bay Hill high-top visor signed by Arnold Palmer. This does not help the boy with his 3 wood problems, only raises more questions.
For the second attempt down the face (2Deep), Jacques says he must use an enclosed diving suit to go deeper and find the sole. After an hour or so of diving, Cousteau resurface and clearly is suffering from some depth confusion as he is mumbling something about the #ZooCrew actually beating team THP. Nobody aboard the Calypso that day really knew what he was talking about but knew he was delusional.
The boy begged brave Harry, I mean Jacques, to dive once more and find the solution to his 3 wood dilemma. On that dive, using a submarine to go deeper down the face than any 3 wood the boy had ever seen, through extra hot internal standing waves off the Carlsbad coast, Jacques finally found the sole of the beast. Upon surfacing, and to much elation to all aboard, Jacques dubbed the discovery XHot 3Deep!
No longer would the boy miss low and high on the face, and would continue to bomb it off the tee as well!
On my iPhone T.. T.. Tapatalking away!
Frustrated and sad, the boy turns to the internet and finds The Hackers Paradise where knowledge is gained and dreams are made. He begins talking with Harry Arnett (AKA. Jacques Cousteau) from Callaway about his problems with his 3W face.
But Harry, I mean Jacques, says "We are in the middle of a five-year war, as demonstrated by these here figures."
The boy, slightly confused, but intrigued asks Jacques if he could go deep and find him a new 3 wood. Jacques/Harry takes up the challenge.
On the first attempt (1Deep), Jacques returns from the depths of the clubface with only scraps of blonde hair, and a coffee stained Bay Hill high-top visor signed by Arnold Palmer. This does not help the boy with his 3 wood problems, only raises more questions.
For the second attempt down the face (2Deep), Jacques says he must use an enclosed diving suit to go deeper and find the sole. After an hour or so of diving, Cousteau resurface and clearly is suffering from some depth confusion as he is mumbling something about the #ZooCrew actually beating team THP. Nobody aboard the Calypso that day really knew what he was talking about but knew he was delusional.
The boy begged brave Harry, I mean Jacques, to dive once more and find the solution to his 3 wood dilemma. On that dive, using a submarine to go deeper down the face than any 3 wood the boy had ever seen, through extra hot internal standing waves off the Carlsbad coast, Jacques finally found the sole of the beast. Upon surfacing, and to much elation to all aboard, Jacques dubbed the discovery XHot 3Deep!
No longer would the boy miss low and high on the face, and would continue to bomb it off the tee as well!
On my iPhone T.. T.. Tapatalking away!
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