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Of course. It has Tom Cruise with no shirt on. In 3D, the scientology just comes right through the screen.

Even in 3d it's not believable
 
Why do people think its ok to wear jeans or cargo pants to a formal wedding?

We went to a wedding at a golf course a couple weeks ago. One of the groom's friends looked like Joe Gangsta. From the flat brim cap to the black shirt to the baggy shorts that came sown to his shins, to tennis shoes and a gold necklace. I wish I had taken a picture.
 
I've often wondered the same thing.

I wish you were here. That way I could have backup when I start laughing in slobs' faces
 
Why do people think its ok to wear jeans or cargo pants to a formal wedding?

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Why do people think its ok to wear jeans or cargo pants to a formal wedding?

I've often wondered the same thing.
If it's not specified you cant wear them on the invitation, I see no problem.

Which reminds me, Wake, yours didnt say anything about not wearing them...
 
If it's not specified you cant wear them on the invitation, I see no problem.

Which reminds me, Wake, yours didnt say anything about not wearing them...

Silent J's attire for the evening:

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BTW, I really want to get this shirt for JB:

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Lambeau field locker's a little project we are doing at work ...:banana:

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If it's not specified you cant wear them on the invitation, I see no problem.

Which reminds me, Wake, yours didnt say anything about not wearing them...

I'm expecting a top hat from you, pants to match are your choice.
 
Lamest wedding ever. I have been told I can't get drunk. I have to bear this s-show (relatively) sober
 
I'm expecting a top hat from you, pants to match are your choice.
Top hat and cargo shorts. Flip flops that double as bottle openers will be worn as well.
 
Top hat and cargo shorts. Flip flops that double as bottle openers will be worn as well.

Now the flip flops I am perfectly fine with. I prefer the bottle opener belt buckle myself, way easier to access, and allows me to draw attention to my capacious package.
 
Now the flip flops I am perfectly fine with. I prefer the bottle opener belt buckle myself, way easier to access, and allows me to draw attention to my capacious package.
That could get awkward at your wedding.

Do I need to wear a Cape or some sort of arm band to signify that I am your Captain in the Morgan Cup?
 
That could get awkward at your wedding.

Do I need to wear a Cape or some sort of arm band to signify that I am your Captain in the Morgan Cup?

I was thinking neck tattoo, but I'm not completely opposed to the cape idea.
 
I was thinking neck tattoo, but I'm not completely opposed to the cape idea.
I like the idea of a cape. It will be subtle.
 
Freaking love Top Gun.

But, Goose is about to die. Boo
 
Freaking love Top Gun.

But, Goose is a out to die. Boo.
I love Goose. He's my favorite character.

Fact; My AOL screenname was Goose051
 
I love Goose. He's my favorite character.

Fact; My AOL screenname was Goose051

I'm tempted to fast forward past it. It still pisses me off to this day.
 
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