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Final Contest - #TheKing Is Here

Haikus are fun poems
They don't need to make much sense
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#imwithharry


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Less than 2 days left! Get those entries in! Listen to the Callaway Talks podcast with JB, then read the #thegrandaddy threads, and get inspired!

Whether you're with Harry or Chad this event is going to rock!
 
These are pretty good guys.
 
cpljohnst said:
Less than 2 days left! Get those entries in! Listen to the Callaway Talks podcast with JB, then read the #thegrandaddy threads, and get inspired!

Whether you're with Harry or Chad this event is going to rock!
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Done both of those and I dont think I could get anymore inspired then I am right now.
 


Supposed to be a three line haiku. Read as 5-7-5. Cheers.
 
You may not be a poet
But now is the time to seize the moment
Still time to get your entry in
Because regret is an awful thing
 
Howzat said:
You may not be a poet
But now is the time to seize the moment
Still time to get your entry in
Because regret is an awful thing
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Ace and Gary for the win
And you could have chad as a twin
The king was coming and is now here.
Franchise Rewritten do not fear.
 
Roses are Red
Violets Are Flowers
I could do this stuff
For hours and hours

Time is running out, dont be late
For this epic event down at Championsgate
Chad is already deciding on what to wear
And what products to bring for his hair

Harry will be there big glasses and all
Working on his game while Chad shops at the mall
2 Teams will battle but only 1 will win
All it takes is an entry for a chance to get in

The King is coming the trumpets will sound
Harry will stand victorious while Chad lay on the ground
The event will be epic as JB has written
and the time is near for Franchise Rewritten
 
Mike Dean or Marshall Mathers??
 
mikedean think's hes the only one that can make poems. Pssshhhhhhhhhhh. :alien:

#TheKing is coming
And if you didn't already know
You must be living under a rock
Or buried under 3 feet of snow.

The matches will be epic.
Teams lead by Harry and Chad.
No need to be cryptic.
The experience that's coming, no one has ever had.

7 THPers, prepared for battle.
4 #Zoocrewers included, no need to be rattled.
A forum supporting, everyone smitten.
That's what you get when a #Franchise(is)Rewritten.
 
Six4three5 said:
Mike Dean or Marshall Mathers??
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The do look similar!
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Some of these are gold! I'm a particular sucker for the non-sequitur type ones haha.

I do not envy the judges one bit their choice here. Can't wait to find out the 3 people who are gonna get awesome Xmas gifts! And the other 3 who get tickets to the Hashtag show :angel:
 
Time is wearing thin
To get your entry in.
You're really going to pout
Unless you bust a poem out.




Tapatalking on my iPad
 
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>sure as my swing I got a thing for the king don't be mad when I win with my boy <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=#ImWithChad&src=hash">#ImWithChad</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hackersparadise">@HackersParadise</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=#theking&src=hash">#theking</a> <a href="http://t.co/b2k9NIrxWg">http://t.co/b2k9NIrxWg</a></p>&mdash; bogeybrain (@n2mbjay) <a href="https://twitter.com/n2mbjay/statuses/413714734802690048">December 19, 2013</a></blockquote>
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His name is Chad and he's the man
It's almost time for the King, so here's the Plan.
Write a poem to get on his roster.
And not on the team lead by the Drew Carey imposter.
Say what you will about his hair,
He will be the one lifting the trophy in the air.
This is a Callaway event so it will not be mundane.
Join Chad's team as when April comes, he will begin his reign.
 
The king is coming and I'm stuck at work
HashtagChad and Harry, neither one is a jerk
Someone has to win, and it's going to be H. Arnett
Hashtag started a round last year and hasn't finished yet.
 
Spent some time discussing this event with one of the captains yesterday and to say they are excited would be an understatement.
#GetExcited
 
JB said:
Spent some time discussing this event with one of the captains yesterday and to say they are excited would be an understatement.
#GetExcited
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#ImExcited
 
 
#GetExcited! No one will be sad
at the crowning of Harry or Chad.
All the ladies will swoon
as our drivers go BOOM,
and remember the good time we've had.
 
There once was a golfer named Cookie
That aspired to be a King event rookie

He supported a man named Harry
That wears glasses and can be quite scary

His fate was in the hands of the judges
Regardless of result he would hold no grudges

I'm not sure how this story ends
But alas we will all remain friends
 
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