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2014 #TheGrandaddy - The Event Of A Lifetime

SuperStroke
I'm only going to pretend like I know what all of those words mean
 
JRod- hey guys hey guys remember that one time we beat the #basementdwellers known as #Dreamteam. Yeah that was fun.

Jman - dude that was 4 months ago and the new team will be bringing it hard in dos Grandaddy.

JRod I'm glad to see you still living in the past and I get it since it's the only win you've ever had in your life.
 
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Dark offices and Belly Shirts? Hmmm
 
ddec said:
I'm only going to pretend like I know what all of those words mean
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This made me laugh out loud.
Dook grad in action.
 
@Callaway_harrya said:
Swallowed by their cellar's ambience
And suffocated by a moroseness of limited potential,
Digital golfers pecked their fantasies
On a keyboard of hopelessness

Faraway lands and achievements conjured
By imaginations far more potent
Than actuality freely avails
To apparition or imagination

Abstract wishes of impotents
Atrophy as a pitiful numerator
To an embarkation
Of an intrepid denominator

While the ZooCrew warrior
Awakens in a worldly triumph
Of achievement and victory
Over those ****ing internet dorks.
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Oh look who copy and pasted random words from Dictionary.com

Well done

#RollDuke
 
Can't wait to be in the same herd as half the #zoocrew in April. That inside knowledge will pay dividends if I can make my way into #GrandaddyDos. They'll be more like a gaggle of geese at that point.
 
Last year The #ZooCrew won
The event was a home run
But this year will different
JMan's Keyboard Kings are resilient
The #ZooCrew is going down
And they we will all hit the Town

(praying for no Haiku's or poems as a contest)
 
mikedean441 said:
Oh look who copy and pasted random words from Dictionary.com

Well done

#RollDuke
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Tell him MikeDean.
Ohio St says all poems must rhyme. :D
 
How about a haiku:

#TheKing with Harry

Granddaddy brings correction

THP takes belt
 
@Callaway_harrya said:
Swallowed by their cellar's ambience
And suffocated by a moroseness of limited potential,
Digital golfers pecked their fantasies
On a keyboard of hopelessness

Faraway lands and achievements conjured
By imaginations far more potent
Than actuality freely avails
To apparition or imagination

Abstract wishes of impotents
Atrophy as a pitiful numerator
To an embarkation
Of an intrepid denominator

While the ZooCrew warrior
Awakens in a worldly triumph
Of achievement and victory
Over those ****ing internet dorks.
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For the sake of THPrs everywhere and Callaway's future sales, please move away from the scotch and close the "Robert Frost For Beginners" e-book.
 
I could care less what the name of the team is, as long as our theme music is written by Mike Dean.

#SpitsTheTruth
 
Anyone else scared that JRod is taking off his clothes in what appears to be a red light district?
 
@Callaway_harrya said:
Swallowed by their cellar's ambience
And suffocated by a moroseness of limited potential,
Digital golfers pecked their fantasies
On a keyboard of hopelessness

Faraway lands and achievements conjured
By imaginations far more potent
Than actuality freely avails
To apparition or imagination

Abstract wishes of impotents
Atrophy as a pitiful numerator
To an embarkation
Of an intrepid denominator

While the ZooCrew warrior
Awakens in a worldly triumph
Of achievement and victory
Over those ****ing internet dorks.
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Checking for copyright infringement........
 
Have to admit, I've had the office folks look at me a couple of times as I'm laughing at the great back - and -forth in this thread. #ZooCrew and THP already ramping it up for The Dos.
 
Am I the only one thinking JRod shops at Baby Gap?
 
There once was a man from this site
Who mouthed off wanting to fight.
He went on THP
and claimed he was a 3
But a 15 index was probably more right.
 
@Callaway_harrya said:
There once was a man from this site
Who mouthed off wanting to fight.
He went on THP
and claimed he was a 3
But a 15 index was probably more right.
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HAHA, well done sir
 
@Callaway_harrya said:
There once was a man from this site
Who mouthed off wanting to fight.
He went on THP
and claimed he was a 3
But a 15 index was probably more right.
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Ya got to love a good internet golfer.
 
@Callaway_harrya said:
There once was a man from this site
Who mouthed off wanting to fight.
He went on THP
and claimed he was a 3
But a 15 index was probably more right.
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Nice edit there. Who's helping you write these? Is it take your child to work day?
 
Do you still have the "awkward rapping for dummies" on your desk

I we can send Kool Mo Dee over if you need that old school, no flow stuff

@Callaway_harrya said:
There once was a man from this site
Who mouthed off wanting to fight.
He went on THP
and claimed he was a 3
But a 15 index was probably more right.
Click to expand...
 
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