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And then grab me a few from Shipleys, and a couple Kolaches.


There's a place down the street that makes Kolaches. Never heard of them before, but they're awesome.
 
There's a place down the street that makes Kolaches. Never heard of them before, but they're awesome.

It's a hungarian thing that is popular in Texas, and they are amazing. The only place here that has them that I know of sucks at making them.
 
effing fire ants!
 
It's a hungarian thing that is popular in Texas, and they are amazing. The only place here that has them that I know of sucks at making them.

Kolaches are life changing. As someone who doesn't like donuts, I would eat kolaches every single day. Sausage and cheese, and a sweet sort of pastry croissant type thing. As Wake said, very big in Texas.
 
Friends who send pics at the beach in Jamaica when I'm busy as hell at work.
 
Currently trapped in a hot damn room (about 130 degrees) don't know the phone number to call the department who locked me in here....
Taking the piping off the bottom of a sterilizer to crawl out from underneath it.

Good times
 
Currently trapped in a hot damn room (about 130 degrees) don't know the phone number to call the department who locked me in here....
Taking the piping off the bottom of a sterilizer to crawl out from underneath it.

Good times

pics or it didn't happen
 
Currently trapped in a hot damn room (about 130 degrees) don't know the phone number to call the department who locked me in here....
Taking the piping off the bottom of a sterilizer to crawl out from underneath it.

Good times

I think the number you are looking for is 9-1-1
 
Kolaches are life changing. As someone who doesn't like donuts, I would eat kolaches every single day. Sausage and cheese, and a sweet sort of pastry croissant type thing. As Wake said, very big in Texas.

i'm right there with you on the donuts. These are awesome, especially if you find the right spot who makes them well.
 
i'm right there with you on the donuts.


Is this real life?

[waits for Ashton Kutcher to come out and announce that he's been "punked"]
 
Is this real life?

[waits for Ashton Kutcher to come out and announce that he's been "punked"]

Yes it is, donuts don't do it for me. Never understood the craze or attraction.

The only thing close that I like are the donut holes from Dunkin Donuts, otherwise I'll pass.
 
Yes it is, donuts don't do it for me. Never understood the craze or attraction.

The only thing close that I like are the donut holes from Dunkin Donuts, otherwise I'll pass.


I don't want to live in this horrible, horrible world that you and TH want to create.
 
I don't want to live in this horrible, horrible world that you and TH want to create.

You'll make a lot of money lawyering for us and our rights.
 
Yes it is, donuts don't do it for me. Never understood the craze or attraction.

The only thing close that I like are the donut holes from Dunkin Donuts, otherwise I'll pass.

There are infinity better donuts out there than munchkins. I'm with ATL on this one.
 
You'll make a lot of money lawyering for us and our rights.

Based on our current world standards, I am pretty sure saying you have been "hurt" by Donuts would be pretty easy.
 
Yes it is, donuts don't do it for me. Never understood the craze or attraction.

The only thing close that I like are the donut holes from Dunkin Donuts, otherwise I'll pass.

yep, eaten at some pretty "famous" places

- Voodoo Donuts
- Blue Star Donuts
- Round Rock Donuts
- Hypnotic Donuts

Never even started to move the needle for me. Give me a bagel or a Kolache
 
yep, eaten at some pretty "famous" places

- Voodoo Donuts
- Blue Star Donuts
- Round Rock Donuts
- Hypnotic Donuts

Never even started to move the needle for me. Give me a bagel or a Kolache

Everybody knows bagels are better...

Signed,
My People
 
Everybody knows bagels are better...

Signed,
My People
If given the choice, I choose Bagel over Donut.
 
There are infinity better donuts out there than munchkins. I'm with ATL on this one.

I'm sure there are, they just don't move the need for me

Based on our current world standards, I am pretty sure saying you have been "hurt" by Donuts would be pretty easy.

The plan is to get my own public bathroom bc I don't like donuts

yep, eaten at some pretty "famous" places

- Voodoo Donuts
- Blue Star Donuts
- Round Rock Donuts
- Hypnotic Donuts

Never even started to move the needle for me. Give me a bagel or a Kolache

Yes, I'll take a great bagel or kolache instead
 
Everybody knows bagels are better...

Signed,
My People

I will get on board with that, although for me, the Kolache is the best of the hand held breakfasts, actually breakfast tacos maybe.

It would be very hard for me to power rank breakfast foods.
 
I will get on board with that, although for me, the Kolache is the best of the hand held breakfasts, actually breakfast tacos maybe.

It would be very hard for me to power rank breakfast foods.

You lost me. Everybody knows its a wonderful chicken biscuit from the south.
 
You lost me. Everybody knows its a wonderful chicken biscuit from the south.

See this is where I struggle because I love chicken biscuits too.... I have never had a true southern chicken biscuit though, not even Bojangles.
 
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