Caption This Contest 5/3/11

[tomahawk18]

Which restaraunt do I prowl next...?

 

[Stroker Ace]

AHHH...BALD Eagle...now i get it....

 

[ddxu]

"I wonder when Sean Foley will make our relationship FaceBook official?"

 

[Puttin4Bird]

Who is this Puttin4Bird freak and how did he get this number?

 

[RORT64]

I know Hank Haney number in here somewhere. If he can help those guys on his show he can help me again.

 

[Chunkylover77]

TC is the new shaft guy?! I'll show him a shaft!

 

[jefrazie]

"Stupid Tiger Woods: My Swing app. It always tells me I'm swinging wrong."

 

[SFCoach]

Agreed with previous posts - this is going to be really hard to judge.

 

[JB]

Some really good entries so far.

 

[OFvar]

"No Elin, you DON'T get half my winnings this week..."

 

[MudFlap]

Another party at Spitzers! Hope I don't hurt my neck again this time...

 

[claycribbs]

Damn, I cant remember the name of girl I met at the gym the other day....started with an M...

LMBO! HAHAHHAHAHAHA! win

 

[Butters]

Angry Birds!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nappy]

"Wish Charlie Sheen would stop texting me about buying some Tiger Blood."

 

[smoothduffer]

"I told you i could not talk or text today until this golf tournament was over" - Tiger

"But, tigger-pooh i need you to pick me up, my shift is over and, i dont have a ride. C'mon tigger-pooh i dont want to be stranded at "the gold club" all day. I will do that thing you like when we get to my apartment". - Bambi

"Ok babe i will fake another neck injury or think of something to get outta here, HE!L I'm 17 strokes outta the lead anyway. I deserve a massage" - Tiger

Tiger talking to himself- "Man, i gotta quit messin with these dam@ strippers." to Stevie "Hey, Stevie get an official down here then go start the Buick, my neck is acting up again"

 

[DawgDaddy]

Come on Butch, I'm sorry, now please answer the phone.

 

[dmgolfer]

From Elin: Seal Team 6 is coming for you next...

 

[interlooper]

Following his terrible performance on the greens during the final round at Augusta, Tiger instituted a new confidence-building mechanism into his putting routine: playing the original "Golf" Nintendo game on his new forged iphone.

 

[staticline]

This is soooo awesome. I can type stuff to chicks and have it say "I tapa'ed that"...like "I tapped that". Which is cool, 'cuz I really did tap that, and that, and that, and that, and that

 

[bajapalm]

"Please??? I really am TIGER WOODS - I swear"..

 

[cheffor]

"wonder if I'm too late for the THP outing"

 

[m-910]

"Maybe Candy knows where I left my shades?"

 

[Bomb_n_Gouge]

@BubbaWatson is now following me on Twitter

 

[IronForty]

"It's so much easier to delete Contacts with this iPhone!"

 

[SPG40]

" E-Z Putt app. says it breaks right Stevie."