The Final Contest: 2017 Grandaddy of em All with Callaway Golf

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If you had one chance...one opportunity...


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I may have played that song in the back of the bus on the way to Hideaway on day 2 when we were in the lead (all could hear it). That didn't turn out too well.
 
Here goes nothing--(Think Ice Ice Baby beat)

Alright stop, MikeyD and Jdax are on a mission
To destroy Finley and crew in competition

JonD, and Bjosh prepare for the Hideaway
While Mark and Nate welcome ItsOpeningDay

Will Blake and Haso rock, yo we don't know
CobraX and Pringles are headed to the show

Word to THP!

I'm a fan of this
 
Took 90 seconds

Im 441 Captain of this team
Heading to the Hideaway to fulfill a dream

At HQ Harry will have the #ZooCrew ready?
To win, their games must definitely be steady

Cause #Prestige coming out on fire ready to melt
Some fools getting in the way of us taking the belt
 
Want on this team, to win the belt?
And get a PM that makes your brain melt?

Mark's ticket got punched, cause it was Golden
bjosh got picked when TeamPrestige was chosen

ItsOpeningDay designed a truvis for Arnold Palmer
Maybe you'll be the next rotary-dialed balmer?
 
So here I begin
I'm typing this with a grin
I'm trying to win a trip at a place they call the Hideaway
Looking at the date it's not that far away
Now I sit back and sip some gin
Until my name is called for the win....
 
Heres another

Time at ECPC with lots of clubs to hit.
Lots of first timers, being fit

Weapons will be built longer distances like a Hoss
Taking up big ol divots like a boss.

December is the time for us to dream
BRB gotta hit up the comfort station for ice cream
 
Yo, 441, Let's win this!

Watch the ball drop, in the cup for the victory
Another HOF tag goes down in history

Shakey got you there way back in the Legacy
Dropping putts, like field artillery.

Only one more spot, that ain't taken
Gonna fry the Zoo Crew like a pound of bacon.
 
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Looks like Vanilla Ice is going to be a popular beat...

"Yo, Prestige, let’s kick it…

Alright stop, drop your clubs and listen
The contest is starting for the last position

Final spot, for the trip of a lifetime
Off to the Hideaway, depends on the rhyme

Who will it be? Yo – We don’t know
It's Every THPer's dream to go"


To be continued after the contest is over!
 
Oh, boy. Well, here goes nothing:

Twelve lucky Hackers call themselves Prestige
Headin’ out to Cali and they’re gonna lay siege

To Arnett’s crew and take the grandaddy swag
And roll back outta town with their hall of fame tags.
 
Heres another

Time at ECPC with lots of clubs to hit.
Lots of first timers, being fit

Weapons will be built longer distances like a Hoss
Taking up big ol divots like a boss.

December is the time for us to dream
BRB gotta hit up the comfort station for ice cream

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My name is Trey, I represent the three

I'm ready THP, for the granddaddy!

Zoocrew don't worry, we not dropping this belt.

All will know 2-time champs, yeah our presence is felt

Mike Dean has the lead, we will follow his vision

Please add tbanks5, I'll be the final addition.


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Heading to Cali; livin’ out a dream
Twelve Hacking dudes; the prestige team

Defendin’ the belt from Callaway’s best
Zoo Crew arrives; takin’ on the test

Drivin’… Pitchin’… Puttin’.. like Tiger Woods
Prestige dominates and delivers goods

Left behind with a lot less gear…
Jason Finley, crying in his beer.


MIKE DROP
 
To be read to Naughty By Nature's "O.P.P." (Come on Grandaddy judges, blow a kiss back!)

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Every playa wants to rep the green and white
Sweatin’ your entry, gotta make it just so right
Look at it, know right away
You have something special; but will it let you play?

You down with Team Prestige? (Want some Grandaddy!)
Who’s down with Team Prestige? (All of THP!)
 
Last chance. Can't wait to read through these! Good luck everyone!

Official Entry:

Epic drives a poppin'
Truvis are droppin'
Team Prestige got the Grandaddy rockin'

441 showin' his O-Works face
Zoo Crew gunna Hideaway in disgrace
Belt's coming home to it's rightful place

Word to your mother.
 
illegal entry but what the heck...set to gangsta's paradise, I reserve the right to edit when I have more time.

As I walk through the valley of Hideaway golfers
I take a look at my game and realize there's nothin' left
'Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long,
That even my Finley thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never crossed a Zoo Crew that didn't deserve it
Team Prestige be treated like punk you know that's unheard of
Nate better watch how you're talking and where you're walking
Or you and Velardo might be lined in chalk
I really hate to win but I gotta though
As they lose, I see myself in the THP belt, fool
I'm the kinda G the little golfers wanna be like
On my knees in the light, saying please go in, right?

Been spending most their lives, living in the Hacker's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the
Hacker's paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in the
Hacker's paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in the
Hacker's paradise

Look at the situation JB’s got me facin'
I can't have a normal round, I was raised by the forum
So I gotta be down with the hack team
Too much lurking has got me chasing dreams
I'm an educated fool with golf on my mind
Got my Epic in my hand and a Truvis in my eye
I'm a hook’d out hacker, set rippin’ bomber
And THP is down so don't mess with bloggers, fool
Bogey ain't nothin’ but a OB away,
I'm playin’ 18, do or die, what can I say
I'm 3 over now, but will I make the turn at 2
The way things are going I don't know

Tell me why are we so excited to see
Team Callaway lose to you and me?

Been spending most their lives, living in the Hacker's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the
Hacker's paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in the
Hacker's paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in the
Hacker's paradise

Equipment and the swag, swag and the equipment
Purchase after purchase, shipment after shipment
Everybody's buying, but half of them ain't looking
What's going on in the kitchen, but THP find out what’s cookin'
They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they front, that's why I know my game is out of luck, fool

Been spending most their lives, living in the Hacker's paradise
Been spending most their lives, living in the
Hacker's paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in the
Hacker's paradise
Keep spending most our lives, living in the
Hacker's paradise

Tell me why are we so excited to see
Team Callaway lose to you and me?
Tell me why are we so excited to see
Team Callaway lose to you and me?
[Fade out]
 
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Change JB to Hackers and you have something there.
Nobody wants to live in my mind...
 
Official Entry:

(Set to Notorious BIG Going Back to Cali)

I'm going going, back back, to Cally Cally

Cally got Epic, Steelhead on the fairway
MC MikeDean gimme one mo chance
I be rolling on greens, the O-Works way
Bleedin’ green n white fo’ The Hideaway dance
Roger Cleveland wedges bite
Gettin’ the ‘cap airtight
#TeamPrestige victory will delight


Thanks THP and Callaway for the Contest.
 
Official entry:

Gotta wedge it close, RFC there to teach me
All new clubs in one day, how can they fit me
I guess they can, I guess they dope, I guess it's free
That's why I know Harry's outta luck, fool

Been spendin' most our lives posting in The Hackers Paradise
 
Mic check...1...2....3....7....10....

Heading to the Grandaddy
To get fitted for some Mack Daddy's

MD1, 2, or 3
My shots will still slice into the trees

I'm here thanks to Team 99 Malort
That Toulon Memphis better not leave my putts short

Nate's drives will make Finley sick
All because of that Callaway Epic
 
I'm already impressed, some REALLY solid entries thus far. Now for the ones that really want it to back it up with a video.
 
Can't believe this is the last contest for the last spot!!
 
Awesome contest! Can't wait to read the submissions! Good luck everyone !


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Just for fun...

It’s the m’fn Grandaddy of em all,
Come December its time to play ball,
THP and Callaway Competing at the Hideaway,
Zoocrew and Prestige battling on the course, new sticks in full force,
Grinding in play, who'l win the belt that day?
Lifetime friends made, takin memories that wont fade.
 
Change JB to Hackers and you have something there.
Nobody wants to live in my mind...

Wow, got caught up and missed the obvious line. Updated.
 
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