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Haha, only in Florida do we have frozen iguanas falling from trees because we got into the 20's and 30's yesterday.
Forecast is for unseasonably cold weather with a chance of falling iguanas. My daughter is in Tampa. She thanked me last night for her car with heated seats.
 

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Forecast is for unseasonably cold weather with a chance of falling iguanas. My daughter is in Tampa. She thanked me last night for her car with heated seats.
It's crazy, I had my heat on for 2 days straight. I absolutely love this weather, I wish we had more days/nights like that. I definitely live in the wrong state.
 

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It's crazy, I had my heat on for 2 days straight. I absolutely love this weather, I wish we had more days/nights like that. I definitely live in the wrong state.
I got a good chuckle from your Mood.
 

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How cold is it? My iguana got froze!!
 

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Forecast is for unseasonably cold weather with a chance of falling iguanas. My daughter is in Tampa. She thanked me last night for her car with heated seats.
haha I know they make me happy here in Ohio every single morning.
 

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Lol, I just love the random things you can find on the internet.

Had to click that link, that is cute!!!
 

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Busy ass day but Made the invite for wifeys bday party 20200123_160928.jpg

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Doing my happy dance - just booked my first trip for the year to Vegas - $300,000 Black Jack tournament at the Mirage and of course Shadow Creek! It's the first weekend in March so weather should be magnificent.
 

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PSA: Alpaca drier balls. With all this high tech golf apparel, you want these. ?
 

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Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar.

"Hey, can I get a light?"

"Sure," the other friend says, pulling out a 12-inch BIC.

“Where did you get that?"

“I got it from a genie.”

"A genie?"

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The first friend says, “Will you grant me a wish?"

“Yes, but speak carefully...” the genie replies.

"Hm, well OK. I wish for a million bucks!"

"Done." The genie vanishes, leaving the two golfers looking around.

Quack. Quack. Quack. Suddenly they are surrounded by what looks like a million ducks!

"Hey! I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" exclaims the first friend.

"Sorry, the genie's hard of hearing. Did you really think I asked for a 12-inch BIC?"
 

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Has anyone else noticed that Safari sucks more than usual lately? I can't even open some websites lately. I have to switch back to Chrome just to get sites to open.
I thought it was just me. It has been REALLY slow on a lot of things. It even had me questioning my internet and thinking it was a home network issue.
 

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Has anyone else noticed that Safari sucks more than usual lately? I can't even open some websites lately. I have to switch back to Chrome just to get sites to open.
Safari hasn’t been great. The Keyboard is really really atrocious lately As well.
 

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I thought it was just me. It has been REALLY slow on a lot of things. It even had me questioning my internet and thinking it was a home network issue.
I was thinking the same thing, I kept thinking my internet was not working right at all. Then I randomly decided to open the same website in Chrome and it opened right up. So it's definitely a Safari thing.

Safari hasn’t been great. The Keyboard is really really atrocious lately As well.
The whole thing is terrible, I don't know what's going on, but I hope they fix it. And I am glad to see this is not just me.
 

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People use Safari?
 

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