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No_Three_Jacks

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everytime you made double bogey you were tazed prior to stepping onto the next tee box. Would your scores after a year be better, worse, or about the same???
 
I would be dead. My family has a history of heart disease. I wouldn't last two weeks.
 
I would be playing poker instead.
 
Could we just get them in advance so we get muscle functions back for the next hole. Id prob need like 3 maybe 4 a round. What for triple bogeys. Kick in the balls
 
Mine would be about the same. After the first one, the taser would be beat to a pulp with a 9-iron so it wouldn't be an issue anymore.

On a more serious note, I would think the average, run of the mill, Joe Golfer, the scores would go up. Maybe 10-15% would be able to elevate their game to avoid it, but I think that most would fold under the pressure.
 
nickpergande said:
Could we just get them in advance so we get muscle functions back for the next hole. Id prob need like 3 maybe 4 a round. What for triple bogeys. Kick in the balls
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Taze the balls :dazed: lol
 
Hmm, if that helps, I guess someone could just ask a buddy to kick one in the stones after a double bogey.
 
StLCardsFan said:
Mine would be about the same. After the first one, the taser would be beat to a pulp with a 9-iron so it wouldn't be an issue anymore.

On a more serious note, I would think the average, run of the mill, Joe Golfer, the scores would go up. Maybe 10-15% would be able to elevate their game to avoid it, but I think that most would fold under the pressure.
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Thanks. Someone finally playing the game.
 
I would quit golf in two rounds or less.
 
Hawk said:
I would be dead. My family has a history of heart disease. I wouldn't last two weeks.
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Me too.... everyone but one person on either side of my family has passed from heart disease or stroke (one from Hodgkins). I've had 3 heart attacks myself.

But serious shock therapy... yeah that could work.

Alex
 
I would use my 5 iron and beat the guy with the taser to death before he tased me to death.Actually I think most guys would be concentrating too much on the taser and not enough on their next shot,so I don't think they would improve!
 
I would have quit after my first few rounds, or smashed the taser.
 
I think a good tazing every now and then is good for the soul! :D
 
Dont taze me bro
 
You guys are funny LMAO!
 
Hawk said:
I would be dead. My family has a history of heart disease. I wouldn't last two weeks.
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:laughing: I was thinking same thing..
 
Very interesting question. I think 90% would get worse and maybe 10% would be able to improve.
 
On my bad days I can't even handle the pressure of just being on the tee box after a double, now you're going to add tazing to the mix, think I'll just take up Bocce Ball or Lawn Darts. :surrender:
 
I'd try to hit double bogeys more. I like pain. It's why I play golf.
 
The tazer would need new batteries.
 
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