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The Morgan Cup - Want to be a Tour Player?

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Hawk said:
Listen here, you paradise weenies. You may have a bunch of sorry, no-name supporters, but don't let it confuse you. You're going to get stomped at Reunion and all those supporters are going to feel right at home in Loserville with you. Lucky for Team Hackers, I'm not on their team to play. Instead I'm here to do what I'm best at. Motivation and degradation.
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OH BOOM!!! THis is huge news for Team Hackers, The myth, the legend, the man himself Hawk is now a Team Hackers supporter! Glad you have you on the Team buddy!
 
Hawk said:
Listen here, you paradise weenies. You may have a bunch of sorry, no-name supporters, but don't let it confuse you. You're going to get stomped at Reunion and all those supporters are going to feel right at home in Loserville with you. Lucky for Team Hackers, I'm not on their team to play. Instead I'm here to do what I'm best at. Motivation and degradation.
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Hawk, your feathers have been plucked. As you plummet from the sky think on this: they're called Hackers for a reason. All you can do is huff and puff until you blow yourself down. We got tickets to Paradise...you Hacker supporters, not so much.
 
Hawk has been a Hacker since day one.
 
coolbreeze said:
OH BOOM!!! THis is huge news for Team Hackers, The myth, the legend, the man himself Hawk is now a Team Hackers supporter! Glad you have you on the Team buddy!
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How could I not? While you guys are on a little downswing right now, the fact is I've been quietly supporting you all along. Don't think I'm going to take it easy on any Hacker Slackers either. I want some people to celebrate with in August. Get out there and make some fans. I don't want any more THP members to have to feel the sting of failure than there already are.
 
I hear all this :poop: about Team Hackers practicing really hard. Well there isn't enough Viagra in world for them to practice hard enough to beat Team Paradise.
 
Sean said:
I hear all this :poop: about Team Hackers practicing really hard. Well there isn't enough Viagra in world for them to practice hard enough to beat Team Paradise.
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This isn't a fapping contest despite all the ranch references thrown out there by TP
 
Sean said:
I hear all this :poop: about Team Hackers practicing really hard. Well there isn't enough Viagra in world for them to practice hard enough to beat Team Paradise.
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The biggest difference between hackers and Paradisians is we get our "hard work" done naturally and with women, Paradisians need blue pills, and skype sessions.
 
Sean said:
Hawk, your feathers have been plucked. As you plummet from the sky think on this: they're called Hackers for a reason. All you can do is huff and puff until you blow yourself down. We got tickets to Paradise...you Hacker supporters, not so much.
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I get that everybody likes to root for the underdog, but let's be honest. You don't have a team of Rocky's here. You have guys that deface golf clubs with condiments and wear sleeveless shirts to nice golf courses. Guys that prance around in fields like Laura Ingalls Wilder and actually wear those Golden Girl eye covers to sleep.
 
Sean said:
I hear all this :poop: about Team Hackers practicing really hard. Well there isn't enough Viagra in world for them to practice hard enough to beat Team Paradise.
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While the Hackers are practicing this morning, Hairy Dolphin pops in here for a very brief appearance and asks CB for ball advice and says NOTHING regarding any banter while he posts in another thread that he is watching the womens soccer game. So, you really want to talk about who is prepared for this???
 
mcook77 said:
While the Hackers are practicing this morning, Hairy Dolphin pops in here for a very brief appearance and asks CB for ball advice and says NOTHING regarding any banter while he posts in another thread that he is watching the womens soccer game. So, you really want to talk about who is prepared for this???
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Awesome, I'm so glad you are a Hacker buddy!
 
coolbreeze said:
The biggest difference between hackers and Paradisians is we get our "hard work" done naturally and with women, Paradisians need blue pills, and skype sessions.
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No way CB...you all "limp" to the course, and everywhere else for that matter. Team Paradise stands tall...no matter the circumstance.
 
Sean said:
No way CB...you all "limp" to the course, and everywhere else for that matter. Team Paradise stands tall...no matter the circumstance.
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I'm not going to resort to innuendo as easy as that would be. This talk is downright creepy and something I've come to expect from the paradisians.
 
Sean said:
I hear all this :poop: about Team Hackers practicing really hard. Well there isn't enough Viagra in world for them to practice hard enough to beat Team Paradise.
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Did some one say practice?



mcook77 said:
While the Hackers are practicing this morning, Hairy Dolphin pops in here for a very brief appearance and asks CB for ball advice and says NOTHING regarding any banter while he posts in another thread that he is watching the womens soccer game. So, you really want to talk about who is prepared for this???
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Prepared. Let's look at facts... There's only one guy that plays in the conditions they'll see in August and on the course. There's also only one guy that has played this course before. Care to guess who that is? He'll get them prepared. No worries there.

Oh and I know you'll say one guy doesn't make a difference. That's true in a followers role, but when it's a position of leadership it makes a huge difference. And if you don't believe me, ask Ben Crenshaw.
 
Hawk said:
I get that everybody likes to root for the underdog, but let's be honest. You don't have a team of Rocky's here. You have guys that deface golf clubs with condiments and wear sleeveless shirts to nice golf courses. Guys that prance around in fields like Laura Ingalls Wilder and actually wear those Golden Girl eye covers to sleep.
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That's not defacing clubs Hawk, but protecting them from club head speeds that defy physics. As to prancing around in fields and eye covers...Team Paradise isn't afraid to have some fun and are secure in their masculinity. Too bad Team Hackers are wound tighter then a size 4 thong on a size 18 woman.
 
coolbreeze said:
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As a hardcore Dawg fan I do know that Gators wear jean shorts, and this kid is very cool.
UNCFan, I belive this might have been directed to you and your misguided loyalty, as TC said, Team Hackers is captained by a UNC TarHeel.
 
Sean said:
That's not defacing clubs Hawk, but protecting them from club head speeds that defy physics. As to prancing around in fields and eye covers...Team Paradise isn't afraid to have some fun and are secure in their masculinity. Too bad Team Hackers are wound tighter then a size 4 thong on a size 18 woman.
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I'll agree that the Hackers could use a little unwinding at times. They've spent a ton of time on the defense though.

As for the last sentence, we wouldn't know what you're talking about. In Hacker land, that just doesn't exist. I understand that it's quite common in Loserville, but I just can't relate to what you are speaking about. It's like explaining the concept of winning to a paradisian. It just doesn't compute.
 
Spank818 said:
Prepared. Let's look at facts... There's only one guy that plays in the conditions they'll see in August and on the course. There's also only one guy that has played this course before. Care to guess who that is? He'll get them prepared. No worries there.

Oh and I know you'll say one guy doesn't make a difference. That's true in a followers role, but when it's a position of leadership it makes a huge difference. And if you don't believe me, ask Ben Crenshaw.
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Well that is probably Team Paradise's problem - there is only one Biggsy and he can only do so much for his team. Please explain to me how a Team Paradise member comes into this thread with TONS of active banter going on and all he does is asks someone from another team about a ball recommendation? He completely ignores all the banter and says in another thread that he is busy watching women's soccer. Really?? You have got to be kidding me. If I was TP captain, his man card would be revoked until he proves that he is in this for the win.
 
Hawk said:
I'll agree that the Hackers could use a little unwinding at times. They've spent a ton of time on the defense though.

As for the last sentence, we wouldn't know what you're talking about. In Hacker land, that just doesn't exist. I understand that it's quite common in Loserville, but I just can't relate to what you are speaking about. It's like explaining the concept of winning to a paradisian. It just doesn't compute.
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Hawk, I went to Google Maps and couldn't find this "Loserville". It doesn't exist. Of course the concept of winning doesn't compute with Team Paradise. Since they've never lost there is no reference point of winning versus losing. Winning isn't a concept for them to understand. It's what they are. It's all they know.
 
The fact that you don't understand where Loserville is kind of relies on the same concept :devil:

While you guys are petting your cats and watching women's soccer, the Hackers are playing golf, ogling their bikini-clad women, and enjoying a cold beer.
 
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