2014 #TheGrandaddy - The Event Of A Lifetime

I think I can get Chicos Bail Bonds to sponsor.
 
I dont rhyme often...because I am a 40 year old male, but this one is for Mike Dean.

The event is coming & you should be prepared
The ZooCrew is sitting on how they just fared
Basements are fun for all kinds of things
Even for typing the Dwellers are Kings
Of Distance that is, and short game too
Get ready for a showdown the Dos is number 2.
 
I call I get to be the Mexican shortstop. Or his brother, you guys can pick.

How about "Chico's Bail Bonds"?

bad-news-bears-cap1.jpeg
 
Im here all day Harry, time for you to get a clue.
Didn’t want to use too many big words and confuse you.
Jman will lead the troops to Cali, maybe even at the Clive
The Zoocrew will taste the other end of 11 to 5.
 
if memory serves last year there was a contest to name the team? before posting any "suggestions" does anyone(JB) think that will happen again?
 
I dont rhyme often...because I am a 40 year old male, but this one is for Mike Dean.

The event is coming & you should be prepared
The ZooCrew is sitting on how they just fared
Basements are fun for all kinds of things
Even for typing the Dwellers are Kings
Of Distance that is, and short game too
Get ready for a showdown the Dos is number 2.

Not too shabby for an old guy
 
if memory serves last year there was a contest to name the team? before posting any "suggestions" does anyone(JB) think that will happen again?

We like to change things year to year.
 
Put me in coach, Im ready to play
I know its in December, just tell me the day
A trip of a lifetime, being part of a epic group
I’ll do anything to get in, short of eating poop
 
1st post updated with some inspiring words from Jrod.
 
HAHA winners shirt, well played
 
Harsh words from JRod. I'd rather he keep his shirt on, though.

ZooCrew painting all sorts of targets on their backs.
 
Ugh. Watching that one just stung. Good bulletin board material though.
 
#zoocrew likes talkin' trash!

[video=youtube;2c3Y2i-1mD0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c3Y2i-1mD0[/video]
 
I'd like to see someone use Google Glass during a round for the Granddaddy 2. AND or a full round caught on the Callaway GoPro drone camera. That seems like it could be fun.

I'll volunteer for this. lol


From the mini-computer!
 
Ugh. Watching that one just stung. Good bulletin board material though.

Like me wanting to strange him with his "winners shirt"?
 
So the Callaway guys are wear a shirt from last year under their outfits lick a luck tee shirt?! How high school of them.Jrod should give his little brother back his shirt.
 
Look at 441 throwing downs some lyrics. Great stuff guys. That was a good catch up during the lunch break.
 
Put me in coach, Im ready to play
I know its in December, just tell me the day
A trip of a lifetime, being part of a epic group
I’ll do anything to get in, short of eating poop

I lost it when I read that last line. Omg.
 
yep thing 1 and thing 2
After the dos the ZooCrew will be black and blue
 
Jrod with the winning belly shirt nice!!!!
 
Swallowed by their cellar's ambience
And suffocated by a moroseness of limited potential,
Digital golfers pecked their fantasies
On a keyboard of hopelessness

Faraway lands and achievements conjured
By imaginations far more potent
Than actuality freely avails
To apparition or imagination

Abstract wishes of impotents
Atrophy as a pitiful numerator
To an embarkation
Of an intrepid denominator

While the ZooCrew warrior
Awakens in a worldly triumph
Of achievement and victory
Over those ****ing internet dorks.
 
Swallowed by their cellar's ambience
And suffocated by a moroseness of limited potential,
Digital golfers pecked their fantasies
On a keyboard of hopelessness

Faraway lands and achievements conjured
By imaginations far more potent
Than actuality freely avails
To apparition or imagination

Abstract wishes of impotents
Atrophy as a pitiful numerator
To an embarkation
Of an intrepid denominator

While the ZooCrew warrior
Awakens in a worldly triumph
Of achievement and victory
Over those ****ing internet dorks.

Thesaurus in action.
 
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