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My favorite genre has always been Short Bus Spoken Word. Keep 'em coming!
I call I get to be the Mexican shortstop. Or his brother, you guys can pick.
I dont rhyme often...because I am a 40 year old male, but this one is for Mike Dean.
The event is coming & you should be prepared
The ZooCrew is sitting on how they just fared
Basements are fun for all kinds of things
Even for typing the Dwellers are Kings
Of Distance that is, and short game too
Get ready for a showdown the Dos is number 2.
if memory serves last year there was a contest to name the team? before posting any "suggestions" does anyone(JB) think that will happen again?
We like to change things year to year.
That's nothing. I got my ZooCrew team so fired up last December, they wanted to run through plate glass windows for me.
Ugh. Watching that one just stung. Good bulletin board material though.
Put me in coach, Im ready to play
I know its in December, just tell me the day
A trip of a lifetime, being part of a epic group
I’ll do anything to get in, short of eating poop
Swallowed by their cellar's ambience
And suffocated by a moroseness of limited potential,
Digital golfers pecked their fantasies
On a keyboard of hopelessness
Faraway lands and achievements conjured
By imaginations far more potent
Than actuality freely avails
To apparition or imagination
Abstract wishes of impotents
Atrophy as a pitiful numerator
To an embarkation
Of an intrepid denominator
While the ZooCrew warrior
Awakens in a worldly triumph
Of achievement and victory
Over those ****ing internet dorks.