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2014 #TheGrandaddy - The Event Of A Lifetime

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@Callaway_harrya said:
Swallowed by their cellar's ambience
And suffocated by a moroseness of limited potential,
Digital golfers pecked their fantasies
On a keyboard of hopelessness

Faraway lands and achievements conjured
By imaginations far more potent
Than actuality freely avails
To apparition or imagination

Abstract wishes of impotents
Atrophy as a pitiful numerator
To an embarkation
Of an intrepid denominator

While the ZooCrew warrior
Awakens in a worldly triumph
Of achievement and victory
Over those ****ing internet dorks.
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@Callaway_harrya said:
There once was a man from this site
Who mouthed off wanting to fight.
He went on THP
and claimed he was a 3
But a 15 index was probably more right.
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Dont you know internet golfers are all PGA tour worthy that carry 325 yard drives and single digit handicaps?
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I get the impression that if the #zoocrew spent more time working instead of writing bad poetry they wouldn't be getting hammered in metal wood sales by TaylorMade.
 
There once was a man child named Harry
who thought that his rhymes were so scary
In our basements we plot
for the chance at a shot
to send him home crying and angry
 
JB said:
For all the names that have been thrown out...How do you guys not want to be called
Basement Dwellers

Its got a bad news bears thing going (before some of your times sadly). Jman can be your Buttermaker.
And how sweet would it be to take down the Zoo Crew and say you lost to the Basement Dwellers.
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You can call me anything you want if I get to participate in Dos.
 
Harry thinks he's a player
Talking trash to any naysayer
THP is reloading
Our team is foreboding
And the Zoo Crew doesn't have a prayer.
 
Harry has mad skills, there is no debate
Jman is licking his chops, waiting for the date
THPers will embark on this battle soon ready for War
Grandaddy 2.0 time to settle the score
 
style is sure our own thing
when youre dealing with so many different swings
but when it comes to Dos
Jman has the Mos
so dont sleep on the keyboard bangers
as we will have chanpionship shirts that dont need hangers
assembled zoocrew will gloat and live on past victories
as team THP flies in under the radar fpr the 2014 trophies
So tell Rhi, In case she missed it
team THP is the sh!t
 
fupresti said:
I get the impression that if the #zoocrew spent more time working instead of writing bad poetry they wouldn't be getting hammered in metal wood sales by TaylorMade.
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Ouch...
Keep in mind that its a new era going on there and since that began they have been doing quite well.
 
Jrod talks a big game, and rightfully so
His team won in 2013 and stole the show
So you won last year, we don’t give a crap
We will hold the belt up high, while you are buying shirts at Baby Gap
 
If that is what a winner's shirt looks like, I don't want one. :(
 
JB said:
Ouch...
Keep in mind that its a new era going on there and since that began they have been doing quite well.
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I like that after 36 pages of insults after insults I hit the spot where even JB has to say something.

Blugold status - Achieved.
 
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Rhymes are hard,
THP wins Grandaddy 2
 
fupresti said:
I like that after 36 pages of insults after insults I hit the spot where even JB has to say something.

Blugold status - Achieved.
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its all fun and games until someone pokes their eye out.
I guess for me, trash talk has some limits.
I dont think anybody wants a great crew like them to say "yeah that is the reason, lets cancel all the fun and do things the way they are down the street".

Not that they would, as they have their own vision I believe.
 
Internet dorks? I can deal with that. #ownit
 
fupresti said:
I like that after 36 pages of insults after insults I hit the spot where even JB has to say something.

Blugold status - Achieved.
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If I say "with all due respect" I can say anything I want, right?

Seriously though, the fact that Jman is getting fired up enough to talk some smack means he's ready for this fight. Now all we need to do is find him 7 lieutenants who are equally inspired (shouldn't be hard) and get ready for the slug fest that is the Dos.
 
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
To get in Grandaddy Dos,
I'll eat the poo.
 
Nebgolfer said:
If I say "with all due respect" I can say anything I want, right?

Seriously though, the fact that Jman is getting fired up enough to talk some smack means he's ready for this fight. Now all we need to do is find him 7 lieutenants who are equally inspired (shouldn't be hard) and get ready for the slug fest that is the Dos.
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Rose are red
Violets are fine
Trash talk is cool
Just dont cross the line
 
#TheGrandaddy Dos will be 36 holes of glory,
Jman & his crew will have no worries.

Harry & #ZooCrew will scramble as the pressure is felt,
but in the end it's Jman & The Basement Dwellers wearing the belt!
 
Roses are red, people eating poo is scary
Skip all the trash talk, I just want to beat Harry.
 
Very few sequels are better than the 1st.
The Dos WILL BE BETTER THAN THE FIRST!

That is a guarantee.
 
JB said:
Very few sequels are better than the 1st.
The Dos WILL BE BETTER THAN THE FIRST!

That is a guarantee.
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Isn't that the THP way?
 
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