I know you're joking but technically, Liriano is our 5 starter too. Has been since the start of the year.
Even though he threw Winter ball in the Dominican, and had a good spring, Gardy still figured to put him at the 5 spot to ease him in better.
He's obviously our best pitcher, however.
I didn't even know he was your 5th starter. Most of the guys I know on the Twins are position players, not pitchers.
I'm a big fan of Mauer's though. Great player and guy.