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Best one liners

"we're not terrible people lois, horses are terrible people."
 
"Hey, I'm lookin' for Amanda Hugginkiss! Oh, why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?"
 
Wonton said:
Yes sir! Flammin Mo's!
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hahaha, so many great one liners from that show, poor Mo always get's pranked.

like is there a SeeMore, SeeMore butts. . .
 
JonD said:
This is my boomstick!

It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.

Do or do not. There is no try.

This is the most beautiful sight these eyes have ever seen.


Typos courtesy of fat fingers and iPhone
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YES!!! you quoted Army of Darkness! Nice!
 
Damaikis said:
So many good ones in here.

"ENGLISH MOTHA*£&@$%, DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
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Another classic. I love this thread. "SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU M***** F*****"
 
Mr. Satchmo said:
hahaha, so many great one liners from that show, poor Mo always get's pranked.

like is there a SeeMore, SeeMore butts. . .
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I like what you've done there. Well done!
 
Don't agree with me it just pisses me off more.

That's one small step for man and one giant... I have a dream!


Typos courtesy of fat fingers and iPhone
 
Wonton said:
I like what you've done there. Well done!
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subtle advertisement always wins, next time a person watches the simpsons, they'll crave a seeMore haha
 
Arnold always has memorable one-liners; my favorite were in Commando:

"Don't disturb my friend, he is dead tired."
"I eat green berets for breakfast and right now, I'm very hungry!"
"You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."
"I let him go..."
"Let off some steam, Bennett."
 
"Before I speak I have something important to say"

"Behind every successful man is woman, behind her, his wife"

"I fully intend to live a long life or die trying"

"I know it was you Fredo, you broke my heart, you broke my heart"
 
Some of my favorite are from family guy:
I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. You’re my silver medal.

Joe, I've had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man you are. And since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
 
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of bubble gum.
 
"They drew first blood."
 
Living in a VAN! DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!
 
JonD said:
Don't agree with me it just pisses me off more.

That's one small step for man and one giant... I have a dream!


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Black sheep owns!
 
"No self-respectin' Southerner uses instant grits. I take pride in my grits."
 
What we've got here is failure to communicate.

Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.

Nobody can eat fifty eggs.

I'm shaking it boss.
 
some good ones in True Grit.

"Well if I had a big horse pistol like that, I wouldn't be scared of no booger-man"

"Everthing happens to me. Now I'm shot by a child!"

"It's the genuine article. double rectified busthead"

"fill your hand you son-of-a-b___h"
 
Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
 
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"!"

"As you wish..."

"Inconceivable!" "I do not think you know what that word means..."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva..."
 
If there are any Homeland fans, Inigo Montoya is the same person as Saul. I was shocked when I saw that.

Great movie, though. Full of one-liners
 
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