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Tadashi70

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I'm must rattle off one liners from movies all day. The lines that everyone will recognize the minute you hear them. I thought it would be fun for people to post some of their favorites. I thought about making you guess correctly to post the next one liner but I think we'll just keep it open. Keep it clean but share your favs.

It's the holidays so some of my favorites will be shown over the next month.

'You'll shoot your eye out'

'It's a butte Clark'
 
So many from Duck Dynasty.... oof.
 
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
 
While helping a customer today, she said to me as I help her with some interior trim, to be careful because "I'll shoot my eye out". I died laughing. It made her day.

Here are a few of my faves.

"Up your butt, Jobu"

"The park is closed, folks"

"A ten! An effing TEN!"

"MA! The meatloaf!"
 
"Because you touch yourself at night."


Wait.....is that clean enough? :beat-up:
 
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Milk was a bad choice.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Say hello to my little friend.
 
tgtt said:
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
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Classic line.

But some of mine..

"I shoulda yelled two!"
"It's not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care"
"I did nothing and it was everything I thought it would be"

Love me some Office Space
 
Superbad has a lot, but I feel as though they are not appropriate to repeat.
 
This thread is going to be awesome. We dudes watch some awesome s**t! None of that Ryan Gossling Notebook crap!

"I feel the need. The need, for speed!"

"I'm your huckleberry"
 
"You'll get nothing and like it"
 
The bad man punted Baxter...

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany...

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident...

I'm Ron Burgundy?


- haha. Can't get enough of Anchorman.

But your right Tadashi - we primarily talk in movie quotes at work. Or at least it seems that way - haha.
 
bmik33 said:
Classic line.

But some of mine..

"I shoulda yelled two!"
"It's not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care"
"I did nothing and it was everything I thought it would be"

Love me some Office Space
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HEY PETER! CHECK OUT CHANNEL 9!

Golf Ghost said:
Superbad has a lot, but I feel as though they are not appropriate to repeat.
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So many I tried to type out and couldn't.
 
berty1027 said:
The bad man punted Baxter...

I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany...

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident...

I'm Ron Burgundy?


- haha. Can't get enough of Anchorman.

But your right Tadashi - we primarily talk in movie quotes at work. Or at least it seems that way - haha.
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"I love lamp"

I actually said this one last night, for some reason...............

"The bears can smell the menstruation".
 
 
JeffReedMO said:
"I love lamp"

I actually said this one last night, for some reason...............

"The bears can smell the menstruation".
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Haha! That's hilaurious when random quotes like that come out.

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
 
berty1027 said:
Haha! That's hilaurious when random quotes like that come out.

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
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HA! We were quoting Anchorman on the course yesterday. "Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!"
 
"Surely you can't be serious..."

"I am serious...and don't call me Shirley"
 
No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
 
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
 
I've had it with these mother$&@#*!? Snakes on this mother$&@#%*? Plane.
 
Jersey Nate said:
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
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Am I drinking milk from a saucer!

Haha. Great movie JN!
 
I aint got time to bleed...

like a midget at a urinal, I'd have to be on my toes
 
Fat guy in a little coat...fat guy in a little coat...

Richard...who's your favorite little rascal? Alfalfa? Or is it Spanky?
 
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