We've launched the new forums! Read more here

Morgan Cup - Trash Talk Thread

INgolfer said:
Chunky is working hard to get us to play in matches that won't make it look like we are running up the score. We don't want people hating on us after the MC for not having any mercy on everyone else.
Click to expand...

Thanks for getting my day off to a good start, seriously. Since your partner One-T is the apparel reviewer you may want to see if Antigua has some extra long shirt tails you can ride around on. Oh and practice your camera holding skills because that's about all you can bring to the table.
 
this thread seems kinda dry without cookie bashing
 
INgolfer said:
Chunky is working hard to get us to play in matches that won't make it look like we are running up the score. We don't want people hating on us after the MC for not having any mercy on everyone else.
Click to expand...

After the morning session, I dont think you have to worry about that too much shankyouverymuch.
 
INgolfer said:
Come July you're going to be wishing I had the shanks. I'm not worried about my swing at all.
Click to expand...

hahaha, ok dude. Whatever you say. You should be worried about your swing though. I don't know how a guy can "stripe" it all day then shank every wedge. That's not good. I'll be sure to remind you of that in a little over a month.
 
TC said:
hahaha, ok dude. Whatever you say. You should be worried about your swing though. I don't know how a guy can "stripe" it all day then shank every wedge. That's not good. I'll be sure to remind you of that in a little over a month.
Click to expand...

Funny, that's how Nate plays the game too apparently.
 
dhjkelly said:
Your life would be a lot easier if you just admit your afraid of me.......!!!
Click to expand...

LOL, I saw this and this popped into my head:

b0b00e1075e50aed250cc2710456f294.jpg
 
dhjkelly said:
Am I in your head that much that it bothers you i'm not in here boasting about how me and the frog will beat you guys down
Click to expand...
Of course you're not in here boasting the impossible. That would just be dumb and we know you better...wait, forget it.
 
SW said:
Thanks for getting my day off to a good start, seriously. Since your partner One-T is the apparel reviewer you may want to see if Antigua has some extra long shirt tails you can ride around on. Oh and practice your camera holding skills because that's about all you can bring to the table.
Click to expand...

That was cute coming from the guy riding in Biggsaha's backpack on Saturday morning. Try again.
 
2nd round! 2 round! c'mon...let's hear the matchups.
smalls and hanks are already in my rear-view...i need someone new to annoy.
 
tnolan said:
2nd round! 2 round! c'mon...let's hear the matchups.
smalls and hanks are already in my rear-view...i need someone new to annoy.
Click to expand...

You and me vs Jake & CB/Yoccos.

Make it happen captains, I want to go 2 for 2 on Saturday!
 
are you guys done sending PM's to each other so that Chunky can submit a lineup?
 
Look at cookie begging to ride coat tails. Unreal. Grow a sack.
 
ddec said:
are you guys done sending PM's to each other so that Chunky can submit a lineup?
Click to expand...

Based on the great PMs they are sending, their lineup will be awesome.
 
because you're taking yorkem to the hospital for impaling himself with a putter after we beat you guys? brilliant foreshadowing! I like it bluemangroup!

tnolan said:
2nd round! 2 round! c'mon...let's hear the matchups.
smalls and hanks are already in my rear-view...i need someone new to annoy.
Click to expand...
 
TC said:
Look at cookie begging to ride coat tails. Unreal. Grow a sack.
Click to expand...

How in the hell is that riding coat tails? We don't have a single guy at less than like a 7 HC. Sometimes I wonder if you have an effin clue what your talking about.
 
Hanks said:
because you're taking yorkem to the hospital for impaling himself with a putter after we beat you guys? brilliant foreshadowing! I like it bluemangroup!
Click to expand...

you're out there man...really reaching deep for it.
 
mcook77 said:
How in the hell is that riding coat tails? We don't have a single guy at less than like a 7 HC. Sometimes I wonder if you have an effin clue what your talking about.
Click to expand...

I didn't know there was a hdcp number associated with riding coattails
 
ddec said:
I didn't know there was a hdcp number associated with riding coattails
Click to expand...

You mean riding coattails is not an attempt to play with someone better than you to cover up your lack of skills? Handicaps are an easy guide to have an idea of what someone shoots.
 
mcook77 said:
You mean riding coattails is not an attempt to play with someone better than you to cover up your lack of skills? Handicaps are an easy guide to have an idea of what someone shoots.
Click to expand...

so then you are trying to ride coattails by playing with Tyno. His hdcp is better than yours right? Although granted on much easier courses
 
hahaha, whatever cookie.

Here's you in this thread:

"I will play whoever!"
"unless they have a lower handicap than me"
"I will play with whoever!"
"But I would like to play with tnolan"
"I will play against whoever my Captain wants"
"But I'm going to call out Tmex"

I know exactly what I'm talking about. Maybe you have a hard time keeping up with all the back pedalling and grave digging you've done on your own in this thread. I've come to a conclusion that you're a freaking schizo in this thread. One minute you're ready to shock the world, the next you're willing to sacrafice yourself, the next you play the hcp card, then you say hcp's don't matter. You're the most polarizing person I've ever witnessed.

I call it fear though. Here's cookie, with a swing that can't be depended on, who in the last month has been shellacked, embarrassed and ripped up on golf courses not named your home one, getting ready to meet his chance at redemption. And when push comes to shove, you'd rather throw it out there that you want to be carried by a teammate as opposed to man'ing up and carrying a team.

I like where your head is with a month to go. You literally should bring tampons. Then before any of your tee times, promptly insert one so you don't absolute crap yourself in front of all of us.
 
mcook77 said:
You mean riding coattails is not an attempt to play with someone better than you to cover up your lack of skills? Handicaps are an easy guide to have an idea of what someone shoots.
Click to expand...

No they aren't. Your hcp says you should have shot mid to low 80's at the Outing and Texas get together. We all know that didn't happen.
 
TC doesn't know what he's saying. What a jerk
 
woah...shizz is about to get rizeal up in her. so i'm audi 5000

i appreciate the compliments gentlemen, but really...i stink at golf.
plus, i never really fancied myself in coattails. i'm more of a t-shirt tuxedo kinda guy...
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top