I saw the rooming list and thought to myself. The last time you roomed with War Eagle, I believe you gave us the Projectile McGillicutty in the parking lot. Any chance I can request that again? Do I need to speak to Beags?
It was a combination of Rum and a heaping pile of all you can eat Prime Rib that did him in.
I bet I would have laughed harder if I didn't walk through his leavings.