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Smallville said:
I just thought I would say that this thread is the first on THP with

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Woo hoo.:alien2: But shouldn't that be in the milestone thread??? :confused2:
 
Wow, that is cool.
 
I was going to say that annoying as clients are, if it weren't for them, we'd all have to go get real jobs.

When I worked for the feds, we didn't have real clients (even though we pretended we did and kept talking about stakeholders). Instead, we had endless meetings. I finally got a coffee mug that read, "Meetings: the practical alternative to work" Frankly, I'd rather have clients.

And Smallie, I guess this means we b*tch more than we play golf?
 
bogeyme said:
Woo hoo.:alien2: But shouldn't that be in the milestone thread??? :confused2:
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Naaaah. That's for people milestones, unless JB, GG or Hacker want to put it there!

The Dinner thread is only about 50 behind and is about a month newer than this one.
 
Smallville said:
Naaaah. That's for people milestones, unless JB, GG or Hacker want to put it there!

The Dinner thread is only about 50 behind and is about a month newer than this one.
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And who started both of them? Hmmm??? :angel:
 
Why am I not surprised about the identity of the person responsible for a "rant" thread? And why am I not surprised its the longest thread of them all?

Rant: Golf Digest magazine keeps informing me that my annual subscription is soon due to expire, and I better sign up soon, and look at the deal I can get!, etc., etc. My subscription expires in August. They've been sending these reminders since December. What the heck?
 
My rant:Cold freekin' weather
C'mon spring get here I'm tired of cold
 
worst_shot_ever said:
Rant: Golf Digest magazine keeps informing me that my annual subscription is soon due to expire, and I better sign up soon, and look at the deal I can get!, etc., etc. My subscription expires in August. They've been sending these reminders since December. What the heck?
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They got me like that for years then I realized I had 4 years left......
 
I hate when the same person asks how to navigate the menus on the copy machine over and over and over! It's not like he asks once a year and can't remember because it's been so long; it's like every week or two!
 
Dent said:
My rant:

SOMEONE ATE ALL THE DAMN CHEEZ WIZ!

Edit: Rant Over, my mom went out shopping. YES!
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Cheez Whiz isn't even an actual food.
 
Dent said:
I don't even know what it is, but it is amazing.
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I think it was originally designed as an industrial adhesive.
 
I hate it when live scoring isn't available for a college golf event. :sad:
 
That's not what we call whiz!
 
TheGasman said:
Your wrong Claire. I believe its even part of the U.S.D.A.'s food pyramid.
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Only if it is used to hold the individual bricks together.
 
TheGasman said:
Your wrong Claire. I believe its even part of the U.S.D.A.'s food pyramid.
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And it's great on flour totillas that were are warmed on the stoves open flame.Great combo for the munchies.
 
I bought a can of the blue cheese one when I went camping years ago. It was the most vile thing I had ever eaten. The regular cheddar is pretty good though.
 
Ewww blue cheese cheeze whiz. I know everyone makes fun of me for my cheese issue, and I actually don't mind cheeze whiz, and I like blue cheese but the two combined just sounds wrong!
 
Dent said:
All I know it's processed cheese food product that is whizzed. Whizzed being whipped into a creamy substance.
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Fixed it for ya.

Kinda like Velveeta had ads running about how it melts better in the microwave than does real cheddar cheese. Apparently, they thought that was a selling point.

If it's gonna be cheese, it has to be good. Stilton, say, with a vintage port.
 
Harry Longshanks said:
They shouldn't even be allowed to call it that. More like "processed cheese-looking food product."
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Okay, so processed cheese food product was either Velveeta or just American single slices. I don't think I've ever held a can of cheeze whiz to look at the description that closely.
 
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