Damaikis
Fairway Finder
Just found this funny list of symptoms. I know I have some! Here they are:
- You take naps with your putter
- Have a pet name for any of your golf clubs or bag
- Scheduled events, parties, or functions so they wouldn’t interfere with your tee time
- Spend over $300 on a new club solely for the hope that you might gain an extra 3 yards with it
- Only remember the great shots you had from that day… in complete denial about those bunkers
- Have nightmares about hitting the ball into hazards or lake monsters eating your golf ball
- You’re copy of Hogan’s 5 Lesson’s is the only book you have opened in the last month
- You own a box of yellow balls solely for the reason they show up better in the snow. Meaning you plan on playing when it’s below 30 degrees out
- Clean your clubs more than your car
- Take your own putter to mini golf
- Think that someday you’ll shoot your age, when a more realistic goal would be to shoot your weight
- Know there’s more to life than golf, but you’re not interested in finding out what it is
- You quit the game forever, twice a month
- Buy every new golf gizmo that comes out
- Think you’re skillful and everybody else is lucky
- You miss the ball, but still think it was a great swing
- The New clubs you just bought cost more than your mortgage and car payment combined
- You will drive over an hour happily to play a course, but complain when the wife wants to go somewhere 1/2 hour away
Are you guys golfaholics?
- You take naps with your putter
- Have a pet name for any of your golf clubs or bag
- Scheduled events, parties, or functions so they wouldn’t interfere with your tee time
- Spend over $300 on a new club solely for the hope that you might gain an extra 3 yards with it
- Only remember the great shots you had from that day… in complete denial about those bunkers
- Have nightmares about hitting the ball into hazards or lake monsters eating your golf ball
- You’re copy of Hogan’s 5 Lesson’s is the only book you have opened in the last month
- You own a box of yellow balls solely for the reason they show up better in the snow. Meaning you plan on playing when it’s below 30 degrees out
- Clean your clubs more than your car
- Take your own putter to mini golf
- Think that someday you’ll shoot your age, when a more realistic goal would be to shoot your weight
- Know there’s more to life than golf, but you’re not interested in finding out what it is
- You quit the game forever, twice a month
- Buy every new golf gizmo that comes out
- Think you’re skillful and everybody else is lucky
- You miss the ball, but still think it was a great swing
- The New clubs you just bought cost more than your mortgage and car payment combined
- You will drive over an hour happily to play a course, but complain when the wife wants to go somewhere 1/2 hour away
Are you guys golfaholics?
