Morgan Cup - Trash Talk Thread
dhjkelly
BOO
Jersey Nate
#JourneyToBetter #THPMC
Shouldn't you be off looking for your lucky charms? You'll need them at the MC.
dhjkelly
BOO
I already have it and it's called the Odyssey Metal X 2 ball
the boss
golf addict help me!!
Why work when you can just get a paddy to do it for you???
Jersey Nate
#JourneyToBetter #THPMC
A Mittens tea cozy and an ugly putter...you'll be turning heads at the MC for sure!!!!!
dhjkelly
BOO
A Mittens tea cozy and an ugly putter...you'll be turning heads at the MC for sure!!!!!
Isn't that what the MC is all about
the boss
golf addict help me!!
One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10
years, saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship"
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the
possibilities of a small boat or a raft.
Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit.
Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet
suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long
has it been since you've had a good cigar?"
"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left
sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a
lighter.
He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and
begorrah," said the castaway, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how
great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's Irish
Whiskey?" asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a
pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink. " 'Tis nectar of the gods!"
shouted the Irishman. " 'Tis truly fantastic!!!"
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of
her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and
asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus,
Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!"
years, saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship"
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the
possibilities of a small boat or a raft.
Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit.
Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet
suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long
has it been since you've had a good cigar?"
"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left
sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a
lighter.
He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and
begorrah," said the castaway, "that is so good! I'd almost forgotten how
great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's Irish
Whiskey?" asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a
pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink. " 'Tis nectar of the gods!"
shouted the Irishman. " 'Tis truly fantastic!!!"
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of
her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and
asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"
With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus,
Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there too!"
Puttin4Bird
Say what again mf'er!
The swing of a starving heroin addict! :laughing: TC dude you freakin rule!
yorkem
The Terra Cotta King
TC
Keg Thrower
I don't care who won or lost. I'm not making excuses either. Just pointing out the facts. And none of that matters in July. If chunky wants some real prep he'll head West, but he won't.
yorkem
The Terra Cotta King
TC
Keg Thrower
True. Thanks for posting on his behalf
Like I said, the fact that he hasn't been in here going HAM says more to me than him "winning".
I've been to these things before yorkem. THings aren't always as they appear. I'm just saying. But if this is supposed to be about winning and losing then yes, Team THP are losers based on what happened last Monday.
coolbreeze
Aspiring Golferr
This thread is boring today other than TC's great post from earlier.
TC
Keg Thrower
I agree. It is fun watching cookie spew diarrhea from his mouth. I suspect we'll see the same down his scrawny little legs when the reality of having to back up all his nonsense faces him.
yorkem
The Terra Cotta King
True. Thanks for posting on his behalf
Like I said, the fact that he hasn't been in here going HAM says more to me than him "winning".
I've been to these things before yorkem. THings aren't always as they appear. I'm just saying. But if this is supposed to be about winning and losing then yes, Team THP are losers based on what happened last Monday.
After all this you are going to pull the this isn't about winning and losing card. I know things aren't always as they appear on here buddy. I know more than you probably think I do, including why he is not in here going HAM.
coolbreeze
Aspiring Golferr
Chunkylover77
Proud JakeNation Member
Really? So now there was an injury? And not sure how I won after hitting a tee shot out of bounds. I was in the middle of the fairway when the match was conceded. Yes JB played poorly. But so did I. Do I think I would beat him when he plays great? No. But I beat him that day. That is all that you need to know
TC
Keg Thrower
Plus he'll have to play a different course besides that 5800 yard cake walk he's always putting HOTD videos up from. That kind of makes a difference. He's a home course golfer. I've seen many of them crumble on other tracks in front of THP'ers.
TC
Keg Thrower
Did yorkem write that for you? It has some white knuckler-esque to it. Well done. You won. Want a cookie? Oh wait, you already have one.
TC
Keg Thrower
LOL @ calling me "buddy" with that tone. You two are like angry Yankees in a Southern office right now.
Tmex
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Chunky got lucky.
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Im curious what your thoughts were when your captain lost 5 straight to me?
You say the only thing that matters are W and L and I think your captain is 1-5 against me. So tell me White Knuckler, how cute is that?
Tmex
Paul Casey, WINNER!
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coolbreeze
Aspiring Golferr
I think the white-knuckler need FatMax grips on his MC clubs, to relieve some of that pressure.