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Great TV/Movie quotes

Hanks said:
I could be here all day....great thread Seth

"They took the bar! the whole effing BAR!"--Animal House
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"They took everything. Even the sh_t we didn't steal"
 
I just remembered this golf appropriate quote from Animal House:

Boon: I gotta work on my game.
Otter: No, no, no, don't think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.
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I just watched this movie yesterday and it's really sad to me. It is probably in my top 10 movies now.

This is a funny part though.
Olive: I want to dedicate this dance to my grandfather who taught me these moves.
Announcer: Oh, that's so sweet. Where is your grandfather now?
Olive: In the trunk of our car.
Announcer: oh, uh...
:D
Little Miss Sunshine is a great movie!
 
junior lefty said:
I just watched this movie yesterday and it's really sad to me. It is probably in my top 10 movies now.

This is a funny part though.
Olive: I want to dedicate this dance to my grandfather who taught me these moves.
Announcer: Oh, that's so sweet. Where is your grandfather now?
Olive: In the trunk of our car.
Announcer: oh, uh...
:D
Little Miss Sunshine is a great movie!
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+1!! Awesome movie!
 
farewell and adieu to ye fair spanish ladies
farewell and adieu to ye ladies of spain
 
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.
 
Hi-Yo Silver — A fiery horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty Hi-Yo
Silver … the Lone Ranger!
With his faithful Indian companion, Tonto, the daring and resourceful masked rider of
the plains led the fight for law and order in the early West. Return with us now to those
thrilling days of yesteryear. The Lone Ranger rides again!

Posted in honor of Fred Foy the announcer for The Lone Ranger who passed away this week.
 
"You're gonna need a bigger boat" Roy Scheider as Police Chief Martin Brody in Jaws.
 
show me the way to go home
im tired and i wanna go to bed
ohhh i had a lil drink about an hour ago
and it went straight to my head
 
"I told them no grey M&M's, this whole bowl is grey" Brian the dog on Family Guy
 
A couple from a great movie, A Beautiful Mind:

Nash: This is a group playing touch football. This is a flock of pigeons fighting over bread crumbs. And this is a woman chasing a man who stole her purse.
Charles: John, you watched a mugging. That's weird.

Nash: You have no respect for cognitive reverie, you know that?
Charles: Yes. But pizza - now, pizza I have enormous respect for. And of course beer.
[leaves]
Nash: [throws stuff down and follows] I have respect for beer. I have respect for beer!


Nash: There has to be a mathematical explanation for how bad that tie is.
 
"Where all the white women at?" LOL

Mr. Taggert asks "What's your specialty?"
Dirty Cowboy "Rape, murder, larceny and rape."
Mr. Taggert "You said rape twice."
Dirty Cowboy "Well, I like rape." Ha ha :laughing:

Mel Brooks is hilarious
 
 
AFI's top 100 movie quotes. It's long but a good watch:

 
See quote below its one of JACKs best...
 
"The sure mark of a fool is to dismiss anything outside their experience as impossible." -Farengar Secret-Fire


This is from Skyrim, but I thought it was a good one.
 
Zombieland. "time to nut up or shut up" that quote has oozed into my life


Tap before talk.
 
Pretty much any quote from the basic training portion of Full Metal Jacket.

"what's your name scumbag?"
 
"You do you, I do me.." - Unnamed show I'm embarrassed to quote.
 
"Elvis Elvis let me be, keep that pelvis far from me"
 
M*A*S*H

Hawkeye: War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.
 
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