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Best one liners

Your friends might get me in a rush but not before I turn your head into a canoe..
 
"A JELLY DONUT?!?" - You gotta say it just like R. Lee Ermey.

Full Metal Jacket has waaaaaaaay too many, and not very clean ones to list here.
 
Golf Ghost said:
Superbad has a lot, but I feel as though they are not appropriate to repeat.
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mward2002 said:
So many I tried to type out and couldn't.
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I love when the redhead sees McLovin's ID and goes "I've never been with an older man" and he goes "Well, it's...way... better" hahaha

Cleanest one I could think of
 

your about as useless as a poopie flavored Popsicle.
 
hokiegolfer said:
I love when the redhead sees McLovin's ID and goes "I've never been with an older man" and he goes "Well, it's...way... better" hahaha

Cleanest one I could think of
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"McLovin? What are you, an Irish R&B artist?"
 
mward2002 said:
HEY PETER! CHECK OUT CHANNEL 9!

So many I tried to type out and couldn't.
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Agreed with both of these haha I loved superbad & Office Space
 
Merry Christmas. Sh_ter's full.

Who would want to"R" you mother?
 
I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school. Or a Chuck E. Cheese.

Maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupt a casino, and he was a retard.

Blu, Christmas Vacation is on right now and I kept thinking of a way to type that line cleanly haha
 
I'll be honest with you - I love his music. I do. I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my $$$, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".
 
mward2002 said:
I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school. Or a Chuck E. Cheese.

Maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupt a casino, and he was a retard.

Blu, Christmas Vacation is on right now and I kept thinking of a way to type that line cleanly haha
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That's what inspired this thread, I have a stomach ache watching this movie.

'Everytime Catherine would turn in the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget my name'
 
Tadashi70 said:
That's what inspired this thread, I have a stomach ache watching this movie.

'Everytime Catherine would turn in the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget my name'
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I forgot how funny this movie is. I could watch him stuck in the attic for a while.
 
Some of my favorite lines come from GlenGarry Glen Ross:
“We’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? . . . Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired.”

“Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee’s for closers only.”

"F**k you, that's my name. You know why, mister? Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT's my name."

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
 
Sigmund Freud: Hello. I'm Dr. Freud, but you may call me Siggy.

Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure
 
From Christmas Vacation....

Save the neck for me Clark
You serious Clark?
 
Oh, he's just yakkin on a bone.. Oop, he got it up.
 
"I hate it when my schwartz gets all twisted!"
 
O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?
 
blugold said:
O-kay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?
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Oh geez, there are hundreds from Arrested Development. "I've made a huge mistake"
 
"That escalated quickly...I mean that really got out of hand fast!"

I could quote Anchorman all day long...
 
hokiegolfer said:
Oh geez, there are hundreds from Arrested Development. "I've made a huge mistake"
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I quote Arrested Development daily. It's like a little secret between me and hilarity.
 
Im skimming, but it's ok;

From the office; "That's what she said."

From Duece Bigalow, Male Gigilo; "That's a huge b..."
 
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