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The Morgan Cup - Want to be a Tour Player?

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Chunkylover77 said:
It's tough. A lot gets lost in the vowel translation
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Yes, Arizonian is a tough language to crack. Scholars think it started because of the heat stroke, and already limited brain function.
 
A good one that came out of that mess was IGUMS...It Gets Under My Skin.
 
coolbreeze said:
Yes, Arizonian is a tough language to crack. Scholars think it started because of the heat stroke, and already limited brain function.
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Plus that asteroid that hit down in Mexico that killed off all the dinosaurs. Poor Yoccos never had a chance
 
Chunkylover77 said:
Plus that asteroid that hit down in Mexico that killed off all the dinosaurs. Poor Yoccos never had a chance
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I totally forgot about that, the Mexicans killed the dinosaurs. Damn you Yoccos, I want my T-Rex, and I want it now.
 
coolbreeze said:
I totally forgot about that, the Mexicans killed the dinosaurs. Damn you Yoccos, I want my T-Rex, and I want it now.
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Hmm maybe that is why Yoccos' swing looks like a TRex swinging a club. Short arming it and all. No wonder he hits so many shots thin. He can't reach the ground with those TRex arms!
 
Chunkylover77 said:
Hmm maybe that is why Yoccos' swing looks like a TRex swinging a club. Short arming it and all. No wonder he hits so many shots thin. He can't reach the ground with those TRex arms!
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I think you're on to something here. Maybe he is a dinosaur?
 
The dinosaurs were not extinct. They went underground and mated with the Mexican population! Yoccos is TMex
 
Chunkylover77 said:
The dinosaurs were not extinct. They went underground and mated with the Mexican population! Yoccos is TMex
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LOL @TMEX, thats the best new nickname in this thread.
 
The progression of that nickname was a thing of beauty. I think even marcawesome will find it awesome!
 
TC said:
Wait a minute! Did rhino predict a 3-1 start for Paradisians? Isn't that the same guy who invented fantasy football? How did he finish the league here on THP? I wouldn't put a lot of stock into his wild predictions. I do think the morning ends at 3-1 for a certain team though.

tapatalk: even available for lefties!
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just curious do they make losing trophys for lefty's?
guess we will have to wait and find out :D
 
the boss said:
just curious do they make losing trophys for lefty's?
guess we will have to wait and find out :D
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They do make them for the lefties of the losing team, but as Esox will find out, they only come with one handle, and an unstable platform.
 
Hawk said:
Hmmm. ddec = Gmac?

Did you guys hit up some anesthesia during your little long driving love fest?
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Man I read this thread to get away from work and all you guys keep talking about is teeth and anesthesia. What the heck!:D

Coolbreeze my support for Team Paradise comes with a "I reserve the right to support Coolbreeze" clause. It just hasn't made it into my signature yet.
 
Dr. Teeth said:
Man I read this thread to get away from work and all you guys keep talking about is teeth and anesthesia. What the heck!:D

Coolbreeze my support for Team Paradise comes with a "I reserve the right to support Coolbreeze" clause. It just hasn't made it into my signature yet.
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Alright, thanks man, you can't be on a flight with crazy child beating british people and not stick together.
 
Dr. Teeth said:
Man I read this thread to get away from work and all you guys keep talking about is teeth and anesthesia. What the heck!:D

Coolbreeze my support for Team Paradise comes with a "I reserve the right to console Coolbreeze" clause. It just hasn't made it into my signature yet.
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FIFY :D
 
coolbreeze said:
Alright, thanks man, you can't be on a flight with crazy child beating british people and not stick together.
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That lady was nuts! I am pretty sure she hit her kid so hard it busted YOUR ear drum! Btw I fixed my sig
 
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Dr. Teeth said:
That lady was nuts! I am pretty sure she hit her kid so hard it busted YOUR ear drum! Btw I fixed my sig
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Nice sig Teeth... Too funny
 
JRod said:
This made me laugh. Nervous in front of a camera? I'm gonna come out of this smelling like a rose, hell Callaway might sign me to a lifetime deal.

All the people who keep talking about pressure are the ones most likely to fold. While I have never participated in something this near and dear to me and my "friends" here, this doesn't even come close to the pressure I have faced over my athletic career.

When the wheels start coming off around hole #3 I'll make sure we remind youof this thread. I hope you don't mind a little playful banter on the course.
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Now that is some good trash talk. Well done!

TC said:
Sure. That's what I want to do but Captain Ranch-hole-seriouso-intensio seems to have this one in the bag already. That'll be the last time I answer something honestly. I can't figure out why some folks get so defensive and bent out of shape. The funny thing is, it's always Tiger Woods fans. Imagine that. Bunch of non-subjective people.
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Its the same ridiculous cycle.

Trash Talk
Someone gets defensive in a ridiculous way
We love everybody
Recap of golf rounds
Repeat step one.

Its like a few read the back of a shampoo bottle and saw lather, rinse, repeat and figured it was the way everything worked.
 
Morning all. Had a good think about it last night. I am going to make a guarantee... I guarantee that I'll hit it further than JRod off the tee when he hits 4 iron. I may have to hit the driver, but it will be further.


Tappin the keg!
 
rbelbin said:
Morning all. Had a good think about it last night. I am going to make a guarantee... I guarantee that I'll hit it further than JRod off the tee when he hits 4 iron. I may have to hit the driver, but it will be further.


Tappin the keg!
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Way to go out on a limb oh brave one!

At least your captain guaranteed a birdie putt on every hole....or close enough to that as someone else said! :D

Close my eyes for 8 hours and have 10 pages to get caught up on. Are we now playing nice again? Lather, rinse, repeat (as JB said).
 
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