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Cheesehead Lampoon Vegas Vacation

Ole Gray said:
You and I are going next bro!
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I've been out there a few times. I like that it's normal to drink beer at 8 in the morning. I never golfed though. Just partied and gambled.
 
TC said:
I've been out there a few times. I like that it's normal to drink beer at 8 in the morning. I never golfed though. Just partied and gambled.
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That's why I love ya :in-love:
 
TC said:
I've been out there a few times. I like that it's normal to drink beer at 8 in the morning. I never golfed though. Just partied and gambled.
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I thought that was normal everywhere. Maybe you just need to take Vegas with you.

I like Vegas, except on a Saturday night when you can't actually walk down the strip, the crowd carries you.

Hope you don't bring back too many rabbits for your stew Kevin.
 
I played pretty good today. At black jack. But man oh man, do I suck at golf. Shot a 95 yesterday with an 8 on a par 4. And slick little 11 on a par 5. With two birdies. Lol. Had 85 today. I almost feel bad for MarcH for having to play with me, but Gracie is doing well. Shot 86 yesterday on Marc's bruiser of a golf ourse from 5,200 yards, and 44-38 today from 6,000. And it got really windy on that back nine. Proud of her. Marc is a player. He crushes the golf ball. Wow, he's miles past me. It's mind bottling.

Two rounds left.

Kevin
 
Those courses will eat your lunch if you're not familiar with them. All kinds of trouble. Still sounds like a ton of fun. GL at the blackjack tables!


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Sheew, I'm glad you checked in Esox. I thought those buffet lines had done you in.
 
SW said:
Sheew, I'm glad you checked in Esox. I thought those buffet lines had done you in.
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Dude we haven't buffeted yet. I did do an all you can eat sushi that was awesome, double double doubled, went to a stupid chicken strip place in a strip mall, (there are a lot of strip malls in Las Vegas), had a tuna melt in the clubhouse after yesterday's round, and a corned beef/pastrami combo sammie at NY, NY last night.

We might Easter buffet today.

Kevin
 
Esox said:
Dude we haven't buffeted yet. I did do an all you can eat sushi that was awesome, double double doubled, went to a stupid chicken strip place in a strip mall, (there are a lot of strip malls in Las Vegas), had a tuna melt in the clubhouse after yesterday's round, and a corned beef/pastrami combo sammie at NY, NY last night.

We might Easter buffet today.

Kevin
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Man I want a double double!! I hope you didn't eat any spicy tuna suchi, you know there is a salmonella outbreak coming from that now. I wouldn't have guessed there were a lot strip malls in Vegas, strip other things, yes. Not strip malls.
 
I knew that about the outbreak. I think I did have some spicy tuna, but since it was two days ago, and the symptoms manifest in seven to ten hours, I dodged it.

Kevin
 
Great to hear you are having fun my cheese loving friend. New courses, especially some of the ones you are playing can be brutal your first couple of times out as you are seeing no doubt. Enjoy the rest of your vacation my friend.

Hmmm maybe a Vegas get together in the future? Golf all day and gamble/socialize at night.. could be alot of fun.
 
White Rhino said:
Great to hear you are having fun my cheese loving friend. New courses, especially some of the ones you are playing can be brutal your first couple of times out as you are seeing no doubt. Enjoy the rest of your vacation my friend.

Hmmm maybe a Vegas get together in the future? Golf all day and gamble/socialize at night.. could be alot of fun.
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I'am in leave tomarrow???
 
Have enjoyed the first 2 rounds for sure. Esox's daughter is quite the player, she's whooped his butt both days haha. Looking forward to tomorrow Kevin, enjoy your Easter.
 
White Rhino said:
Great to hear you are having fun my cheese loving friend. New courses, especially some of the ones you are playing can be brutal your first couple of times out as you are seeing no doubt. Enjoy the rest of your vacation my friend.

Hmmm maybe a Vegas get together in the future? Golf all day and gamble/socialize at night.. could be alot of fun.
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The first course was really tough, but it's my swing. It' not there after only playing twice this Spring. Yesterday I was one ov on the back after six holes, then played the next three in plus four.

Kevin
 
MarcH said:
Have enjoyed the first 2 rounds for sure. Esox's daughter is quite the player, she's whooped his butt both days haha. Looking forward to tomorrow Kevin, enjoy your Easter.
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She sure did, and I love it. I'm still shaking my head on how you two both hit that long par five in two. So everyone knows, MarcH hits it LONG in real life, not just on the Internet.

Kevin
 
Glad you are enjoying your trip and getting a good butt whupping from your daughter. Have fun buddy and buy ya self some gold bond power, for fanny whacking ya getting :D
 
I have little of the casino's money, but it's like they don't want to give me any more. We're battling back and forth. They're killing me on the splits and double downs when I get ahead. Irritating.

Kevin
 
Cheeseland, baby. Feels good to be home. Thanks again to MarcH for hosting and putting up with us for three rounds of golf. Played Wolf Creek in Mesquite yesterday. Wow. That is one dramatic golf golf course. Finally got it going a little bit. Made three birdies on the front and shot 36. Finished triple, triple on the back and shot 46. lol.

Didn't win or lose any money. Ate too much, and had a great time playing golf with Marc, my wife Mary, and my daughter Grace. Grace outplayed me two of the four rounds. I fear I will have to get used to that. I suspect she'll give me and Jake a run for our money a week from this Sunday when he comes to Wiscansin.

Kevin
 
Glad ya made it back. Was fun playing with you guys. Lets see some pics of Wolf Creek!
 
Glad you had a great time. I bet you kind of like Grace whupping you SOME of the time. Makes you appreciate the days when you play well enough to whup her back.
 
Glad you had a good safe trip buddy
 
Glad you are home cheese fart! I imagine it's awesome having your kid whip your arse on the golf course.
 
It sounds like your daughter has a very bright future ahead of her. Sounds like she is playing to close to a 4 handicap yeah? As I recall she should be in middle school. I hope to see her on TV one day.
 
Esox said:
Cheeseland, baby. Feels good to be home. Thanks again to MarcH for hosting and putting up with us for three rounds of golf. Played Wolf Creek in Mesquite yesterday. Wow. That is one dramatic golf golf course. Finally got it going a little bit. Made three birdies on the front and shot 36. Finished triple, triple on the back and shot 46. lol.

Didn't win or lose any money. Ate too much, and had a great time playing golf with Marc, my wife Mary, and my daughter Grace. Grace outplayed me two of the four rounds. I fear I will have to get used to that. I suspect she'll give me and Jake a run for our money a week from this Sunday when he comes to Wiscansin.

Kevin
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Glad you made it back alive Cheesefart! That's one heck of a front 9 on Wolf Creek, I've played it on the Playstation and it's not joke dude! Sounds like Grace is going to whoop up on you next weekend while I'm there....that's too bad for you old timer! Haha. Looking forward to getting to hang out with you again buddy!
 
MarcH said:
Glad ya made it back. Was fun playing with you guys. Lets see some pics of Wolf Creek!
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Unfortunately it's going to take a couple days for the pictures. Swamped with stuff to get caught up on, and Mary needs to organize them so I can pick some.

She got a little carried away and took over 300 at Wolf Creek. lol.

Kevin
 
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