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OK! I can't find the Invite button. I want to invite a good buddy to our forum.
 
People that put their junk on you when placing bags in over head
 
There no more rant. Thanks again Dev.
 
People that put their junk on you when placing bags in over head
Be honest, you meant to post this in the HHJJ thread, didnt you?
 
No grundling on the airplane!!
 
Mom came back from doctor, they found a growth in her uterus that'll have biopsy results back next week or so. Dad is freaking out, mom and I are in the do what you need to do mind set. Good news is docs said they didn't see any signs of malignancy but even of they did, they weren't worried of there being a problem other than the big H word for ladies.

Fun day all around here.
 
Bummer man. Hoping the best for her!
 
Mom came back from doctor, they found a growth in her uterus that'll have biopsy results back next week or so. Dad is freaking out, mom and I are in the do what you need to do mind set. Good news is docs said they didn't see any signs of malignancy but even of they did, they weren't worried of there being a problem other than the big H word for ladies.

Fun day all around here.

We have had serveral scares of that nature in my family Ward. It sucks, but here's hoping everything goes well.
 
We have had serveral scares of that nature in my family Ward. It sucks, but here's hoping everything goes well.

It'll all be good. She's in the "this probably isn't going to feel so good" mindset and not the worst case scenario one. Nothing some four letter words won't solve I suppose. I'll tell the wife when she gets home, hopefully she will be in that mentality and not the worse case one.
 
Mom came back from doctor, they found a growth in her uterus that'll have biopsy results back next week or so. Dad is freaking out, mom and I are in the do what you need to do mind set. Good news is docs said they didn't see any signs of malignancy but even of they did, they weren't worried of there being a problem other than the big H word for ladies.

Fun day all around here.

She's added to my prayer list, she'll be fine!
 
As if NJ doesnt suck enough a Tornado came through and ripped down all the trees, power lines and telephone poles near my parents house. They are in lockdown in their house with no power. They wont let them out of the house. Still in a Tornado watch until 5pm. Hurricanes and Tornadoes are the only thing that could have made NJ worse. Check and check.
 
Why is that some clerks feel compelled to double-check if you know what you're ordering? I call an AutoZone that's on my way home tonight, saying that I saw their ad in the paper and want to make sure they have 5 quarts of Mobile 1 EP 5w-20 and an M1-104 filter in stock because I want to stop by on the way home. Since I was so specific, I thought he'd just check his inventory, but no. He asks, "What year and model of car do you have?". I tell him, then ask, "Why?" He replies with, "Well, I wanted to make sure we have what you need because if we were out, that would be bad."

Duh! Didn't I just say that?
 
Mom came back from doctor, they found a growth in her uterus that'll have biopsy results back next week or so. Dad is freaking out, mom and I are in the do what you need to do mind set. Good news is docs said they didn't see any signs of malignancy but even of they did, they weren't worried of there being a problem other than the big H word for ladies.

Fun day all around here.

It is never fun. Having been on the waiting end or results like that as a patient and as a child of a parent going through it there is no worse feeling. Positive thoughts going your moms way.
 
My mom and dad just came back from shopping, with news that they seen the mother of my old girlfriend. The mother doesn't know that me and her split up, so she's trying to hook her up with me again.

My goodness, so annoying.
 
My mom and dad just came back from shopping, with news that they seen the mother of my old girlfriend. The mother doesn't know that me and her split up, so she's trying to hook her up with me again.

My goodness, so annoying.
If she doesnt know you split up, then why try and hook you up with her again, since she thinks yall are still hooked up?
 
My mom and dad just came back from shopping, with news that they seen the mother of my old girlfriend. The mother doesn't know that me and her split up, so she's trying to hook her up with me again.

My goodness, so annoying.

Pics or it didn't happen.
 
If she doesnt know you split up, then why try and hook you up with her again, since she thinks yall are still hooked up?

Perhaps she didn't know they were together in the first place. I don't know man, you got me.
 
As if I didn't have enough problems, now the FBI is contacting me. Sounds like they put their best and brightest on the case.

Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Daniel McMullen (Special Agent in Charge)


Attn: Beneficiary,


This is to officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors. We the Federal Bureau Of Investigation want you to stop further communication with any Impostors claiming to be official. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment. Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry of Finance Nigeria on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in total $5,900,000.00(Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars).

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect you. We the Federal Bureau Of Investigation want you to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $200 and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.

CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: Mr. Kelvin Williams
Address: 18 Koffi Crescent Apapa Lagos Nigeria
Email: kelvinwilliams@infofruad-fbi-gov.net.tf


Do contact Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTER with your details, and you full information So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment information which you'll use in making payment of $200 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay. We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.


Thanks and hope to read from you soon.


Daniel McMullen
Special Agent in Charge
Criminal Division
FBI Los Angeles
1000 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA
Email: kelvinwilliams@infofruad-fbi-gov.net.tf
(424) 231-8570

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTER who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.
________________________________
This message may contain privileged/confidential information and is intended only for the individual or entity addressed above. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this email. Please notify the sender immediately if you have received this email by mistake and delete this email from your system.
 
As if I didn't have enough problems, now the FBI is contacting me. Sounds like they put their best and brightest on the case.

Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Daniel McMullen (Special Agent in Charge)


Attn: Beneficiary,


This is to officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors. We the Federal Bureau Of Investigation want you to stop further communication with any Impostors claiming to be official. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment. Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry of Finance Nigeria on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in total $5,900,000.00(Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars).

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect you. We the Federal Bureau Of Investigation want you to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $200 and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.

CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: Mr. Kelvin Williams
Address: 18 Koffi Crescent Apapa Lagos Nigeria
Email: kelvinwilliams@infofruad-fbi-gov.net.tf


Do contact Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTER with your details, and you full information So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment information which you'll use in making payment of $200 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay. We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.


Thanks and hope to read from you soon.


Daniel McMullen
Special Agent in Charge
Criminal Division
FBI Los Angeles
1000 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA
Email: kelvinwilliams@infofruad-fbi-gov.net.tf
(424) 231-8570

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTER who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.
________________________________
This message may contain privileged/confidential information and is intended only for the individual or entity addressed above. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this email. Please notify the sender immediately if you have received this email by mistake and delete this email from your system.

Sounds like a scam.

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I miss everyone from Vegas still.
 
Sounds like a scam.

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LOL

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As if I didn't have enough problems, now the FBI is contacting me. Sounds like they put their best and brightest on the case.

Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Daniel McMullen (Special Agent in Charge)


Attn: Beneficiary,


This is to officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors. We the Federal Bureau Of Investigation want you to stop further communication with any Impostors claiming to be official. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment. Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry of Finance Nigeria on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in total $5,900,000.00(Five Million Nine Hundred Thousand Dollars).

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect you. We the Federal Bureau Of Investigation want you to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $200 and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.

CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: Mr. Kelvin Williams
Address: 18 Koffi Crescent Apapa Lagos Nigeria
Email: kelvinwilliams@infofruad-fbi-gov.net.tf


Do contact Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTER with your details, and you full information So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment information which you'll use in making payment of $200 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay. We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.


Thanks and hope to read from you soon.


Daniel McMullen
Special Agent in Charge
Criminal Division
FBI Los Angeles
1000 Wilshire Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA
Email: kelvinwilliams@infofruad-fbi-gov.net.tf
(424) 231-8570

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTER who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.
________________________________
This message may contain privileged/confidential information and is intended only for the individual or entity addressed above. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this email. Please notify the sender immediately if you have received this email by mistake and delete this email from your system.

Better send that $200. There is a cool 6 million at stake...
 
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