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Morgan Cup - Trash Talk Thread

Ole Gray said:
It's gonna be a porno flick alright because somebody is going to get screwed and it's not Team Paradise :bulgy-eyes:
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:bulgy-eyes: <------ that pretty much sums up your comment right there.
 
The best part about all this is that we can save time typing since you all take care of making yourselves look bad.
 
Sean said:
The whole pot calling kettle black thing...
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Good night John Boy :D. We will let the weak sleep for tonight.
 
A hawk sighting! A rare occurrence around these parts....
 
^^ LOL, I don't care who you are, that's funny.

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Jacob Robertson said:
I am a little worried about ShootingtheBreeze up there. He spends so much time in front of his computer that he may have trouble dealing with the harsh rays of what we normal folk call the Sun. I recommend some Maui Jim's and some SPF 150 lotion.
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BulldogsGolf said:
Yes, breezy, normal people have a skin color that would make them stand out against canadian snow......not you apparently.
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JB said:
You live in upstate NY and you are going to call someone out that lives in an area that can golf 12 months a year?
Again, I honestly feel bad for Team Paradise.
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LOL, I go to eat dinner and get called oot by too of the whitest guys on the forum, who clearly have no idea where I live. JB said all that is needed here.

As for the rest of the trash talk since I've been away, I could have done without reading that.
 
Wow, this thread goes from nothing going on to total insanity in about 2 seconds don't it!
 
Can't wait to sink the winning putt with my Betti and score 2 easy points on Sunday for Team Hackers. Thanks for being gracious losers SethO and CB. I appreciate it. Team Hackers appreciates it. It definitely shows that you both have great character and integrity.
 
Dear THP Morgan Cup - Trash Talk Thread,

It's been 3 long days without any glimpse of sarcasm, quips, retorts, comebacks, slander, call-outs, mother-bashing, overall general banter and/or the strange but ever present odd sexual innuendos. I fear that Team THPeePants and Team Paradump have withdrawn from the thread, afraid to enter into battle against the rapier wit, possessed by Team Hackers. Now, some may call bullfrog a thread-killer...no sir, for I call him a thread-master. His ability to bring an entire thread to a halt for days, is a thing of beauty, a skilled profession, if you will. So maybe it was TBT's silly comment or Hawk's dolphin kisser picture....nevertheless, I've missed the on-going verbal abuse that what was once abundant...and now, silence. Oh but this post will surely whip up immediate golden rebuttals like, "good story" or "welcome to the thread" or "wow, did you expect me to read that novel you just wrote J.K. Rowlings?" A preemptive....'good one guys, good one'. So I leave you with this to start your weekend....

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wipers. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Sincerely,

Future Morgan Cup trophy owner.




 
tnolan said:
Dear THP Morgan Cup - Trash Talk Thread,

It's been 3 long days without any glimpse of sarcasm, quips, retorts, comebacks, slander, call-outs, mother-bashing, overall general banter and/or the strange but ever present odd sexual innuendos. I fear that Team THPeePants and Team Paradump have withdrawn from the thread, afraid to enter into battle against the rapier wit, possessed by Team Hackers. Now, some may call bullfrog a thread-killer...no sir, for I call him a thread-master. His ability to bring an entire thread to a halt for days, is a thing of beauty, a skilled profession, if you will. So maybe it was TBT's silly comment or Hawk's dolphin kisser picture....nevertheless, I've missed the on-going verbal abuse that what was once abundant...and now, silence. Oh but this post will surely whip up immediate golden rebuttals like, "good story" or "welcome to the thread" or "wow, did you expect me to read that novel you just wrote J.K. Rowlings?" A preemptive....'good one guys, good one'. So I leave you with this to start your weekend....

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wipers. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Sincerely,

Future Morgan Cup trophy owner.
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:clapp: Someone actually noticed my worth! Lol


Fear The Frog! Amphibians can Tapatalk.
 
tnolan said:
Dear THP Morgan Cup - Trash Talk Thread,

It's been 3 long days without any glimpse of sarcasm, quips, retorts, comebacks, slander, call-outs, mother-bashing, overall general banter and/or the strange but ever present odd sexual innuendos. I fear that Team THPeePants and Team Paradump have withdrawn from the thread, afraid to enter into battle against the rapier wit, possessed by Team Hackers. Now, some may call bullfrog a thread-killer...no sir, for I call him a thread-master. His ability to bring an entire thread to a halt for days, is a thing of beauty, a skilled profession, if you will. So maybe it was TBT's silly comment or Hawk's dolphin kisser picture....nevertheless, I've missed the on-going verbal abuse that what was once abundant...and now, silence. Oh but this post will surely whip up immediate golden rebuttals like, "good story" or "welcome to the thread" or "wow, did you expect me to read that novel you just wrote J.K. Rowlings?" A preemptive....'good one guys, good one'. So I leave you with this to start your weekend....

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wipers. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Sincerely,

Future Morgan Cup trophy owner.
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So I liken your post to slow play. You get excited to play golf or in this case read some good trash talk. But you realize from the middle of the first fairway or sentence that the group in front of you has no clue, you in this case.
You try to take your mind off the mind numbing pace with idle chatter or jokes, but that doesn't help. The idiots in front of you are now fishing for balls with their 12' ball retrievers. Nothing gets better as the round drags on, like your post. You pray for the end but it can't come fast enough, kinda like the middle I your post.
Finally it's over and you're left so unsatisfied and pray to never have to re-live that.....please no more bad post. We beg you!!
 
tnolan, I still can't even figure out which one you are, are you the rapper? No you're not the rapper. Are you the one that tattooed the THP logo on your chest? No that wasn't you....who are you? Are you sure you're in this event? There's an age old saying that says "let sleeping dogs lie" and yet here you come just asking for it. I would say that I respect your bravado for not being afraid to poke the bear, but I can't help but think you're simply full of crap and just begging for a beating so bad in July that you want us to tell you how many different ways we will embarrass you everyday for the next 6 months.
 
Puttin4Bird said:
tnolan, I still can't even figure out which one you are, are you the rapper? No you're not the rapper. Are you the one that tattooed the THP logo on your chest? No that wasn't you....who are you? Are you sure you're in this event? There's an age old saying that says "let sleeping dogs lie" and yet here you come just asking for it. I would say that I respect your bravado for not being afraid to poke the bear, but I can't help but think you're simply full of crap and just begging for a beating so bad in July that you want us to tell you how many different ways we will embarrass you everyday for the next 6 months.
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TNolan will punch you in the face Jake!!
 
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