have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
The dad joke thread
Rapper Cardi B has a cousin who is a personal trainer. Her name is Cardi O!
An old lady walked into the bank and asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over.
The thief who stole my iPhone should face time.
How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
By the pound.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ? Bernadette.
What do you say to a skeleton going on vacation?
Bone Voyage.
Bone Voyage.
What was the name of the roundest Knight at King Arthur's table?
Sir Circumference.
Sir Circumference.
You gotta hand it to short people. Because they cant reach it.
(At my boss’s funeral kneeling and whispering at coffin)
"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"
"Who's thinking outside the box now Gary?"
I laughed to loud at this!!!!
My wife tells me I have 2 major faults,
I don't listen - and something else.
I don't listen - and something else.
Just found out my grandfather is addicted to Viagra. Nobody is taking it harder than my grandmother.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the Chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Because the Chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother, Frank, is a monster!
Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?
He takes things personally.
He takes things personally.
WMac19
Well-known member
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?
...you walk him and pitch to the rhino.
(Stolen from a scene from the old Hot Shots! movie with Charlie Sheen)
...you walk him and pitch to the rhino.
(Stolen from a scene from the old Hot Shots! movie with Charlie Sheen)