Junkyard A Work in Progress Joined Jul 15, 2012 Messages 4,022 Reaction score 3,566 Location Ontario, Canada Handicap 10.2 Jan 9, 2021 #851 A burglar stole all my lamps. I should be upset, but I'm delighted
Junkyard A Work in Progress Joined Jul 15, 2012 Messages 4,022 Reaction score 3,566 Location Ontario, Canada Handicap 10.2 Jan 9, 2021 #852 I invested every cent I have into a cannabis-fed cattle business. The steaks have never been higher
Junkyard A Work in Progress Joined Jul 15, 2012 Messages 4,022 Reaction score 3,566 Location Ontario, Canada Handicap 10.2 Jan 9, 2021 #853 My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters. My daughter Chewbacca not so much
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters. My daughter Chewbacca not so much
Junkyard A Work in Progress Joined Jul 15, 2012 Messages 4,022 Reaction score 3,566 Location Ontario, Canada Handicap 10.2 Jan 9, 2021 #854 Steal a man's wallet and he'll be poor for a day. But teach him to play an instrument and he'll be poor for the rest of his life
Steal a man's wallet and he'll be poor for a day. But teach him to play an instrument and he'll be poor for the rest of his life
Junkyard A Work in Progress Joined Jul 15, 2012 Messages 4,022 Reaction score 3,566 Location Ontario, Canada Handicap 10.2 Jan 9, 2021 #855 You gotta hand it to short people. Because they can't reach it
Junkyard A Work in Progress Joined Jul 15, 2012 Messages 4,022 Reaction score 3,566 Location Ontario, Canada Handicap 10.2 Jan 9, 2021 #856 My friend said "My kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?" Me: Cats. Cats love fish
My friend said "My kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?" Me: Cats. Cats love fish
Turtlerancher 2021 Morgan Cup- Go Team Hackers! 😎 Joined Aug 13, 2019 Messages 4,909 Reaction score 4,881 Location Maine Handicap 8.8 unoffi Jan 9, 2021 #857 Your just on a roll today @Junkyard
Junkyard A Work in Progress Joined Jul 15, 2012 Messages 4,022 Reaction score 3,566 Location Ontario, Canada Handicap 10.2 Jan 9, 2021 #858 Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will spend a fortune on gear he will only use twice a year
Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will spend a fortune on gear he will only use twice a year
Junkyard A Work in Progress Joined Jul 15, 2012 Messages 4,022 Reaction score 3,566 Location Ontario, Canada Handicap 10.2 Jan 9, 2021 #859 My landlord texted me to tell me that we needed to meet up to talk about how high my heating bill is. I replied back "Sure, my door is always open!"
My landlord texted me to tell me that we needed to meet up to talk about how high my heating bill is. I replied back "Sure, my door is always open!"
Junkyard A Work in Progress Joined Jul 15, 2012 Messages 4,022 Reaction score 3,566 Location Ontario, Canada Handicap 10.2 Jan 9, 2021 #860 Turtlerancher said: Your just on a roll today @Junkyard Click to expand... I feel like I'm on a downward spiral
Turtlerancher said: Your just on a roll today @Junkyard Click to expand... I feel like I'm on a downward spiral
Junkyard A Work in Progress Joined Jul 15, 2012 Messages 4,022 Reaction score 3,566 Location Ontario, Canada Handicap 10.2 Jan 9, 2021 #861 What is the inventor of hand sanitizer doing right now? Rubbing his hands
Junkyard A Work in Progress Joined Jul 15, 2012 Messages 4,022 Reaction score 3,566 Location Ontario, Canada Handicap 10.2 Jan 9, 2021 #862 I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage.... I lost my case
Junkyard A Work in Progress Joined Jul 15, 2012 Messages 4,022 Reaction score 3,566 Location Ontario, Canada Handicap 10.2 Jan 9, 2021 #863 I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today. His Mom got really angry
J.B. Cobb III J.C. 3 Stix Joined Oct 11, 2018 Messages 8,930 Reaction score 6,809 Location Wilmywood Handicap 26 Jan 9, 2021 #864 My wife says I'm getting fat, but in my defense I’ve had a lot on my plate recently!
fairwaynut Bettinardi Aficionado Joined Aug 8, 2019 Messages 6,007 Reaction score 5,860 Location Naperville, Il Handicap SingleMalt Jan 11, 2021 #865 I asked people what this symbol + means. No they are divided.
J.B. Cobb III J.C. 3 Stix Joined Oct 11, 2018 Messages 8,930 Reaction score 6,809 Location Wilmywood Handicap 26 Jan 13, 2021 #866 I told my therapist I can’t get the Grease soundtrack out of my head... He said “tell me more”.
fairwaynut Bettinardi Aficionado Joined Aug 8, 2019 Messages 6,007 Reaction score 5,860 Location Naperville, Il Handicap SingleMalt Jan 13, 2021 #867 What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality.
WICHITAREJECT which ones are the senior tees? Joined Oct 5, 2017 Messages 2,318 Reaction score 2,091 Location Overland Park, KS Handicap 10 Jan 15, 2021 #868 At the Sony Open this weekend, loud laughing is not permitted........just a low ha!!
fairwaynut Bettinardi Aficionado Joined Aug 8, 2019 Messages 6,007 Reaction score 5,860 Location Naperville, Il Handicap SingleMalt Jan 15, 2021 #869 A truck loaded with Vick's Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazing, there was no congestion for eight hours.
A truck loaded with Vick's Vaporub overturned on the highway. Amazing, there was no congestion for eight hours.
fairwaynut Bettinardi Aficionado Joined Aug 8, 2019 Messages 6,007 Reaction score 5,860 Location Naperville, Il Handicap SingleMalt Jan 18, 2021 #870 I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it.
J.B. Cobb III J.C. 3 Stix Joined Oct 11, 2018 Messages 8,930 Reaction score 6,809 Location Wilmywood Handicap 26 Jan 18, 2021 #871 I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies... Is this a trick question?
I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies... Is this a trick question?
J.B. Cobb III J.C. 3 Stix Joined Oct 11, 2018 Messages 8,930 Reaction score 6,809 Location Wilmywood Handicap 26 Jan 18, 2021 #872 When my wife found me playing with my son’s train set, I was so embarrassed that I threw a bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.
When my wife found me playing with my son’s train set, I was so embarrassed that I threw a bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Afizzle2100 2021 Granddaddy Patricipant Joined Jan 30, 2020 Messages 1,590 Reaction score 1,827 Location Indiana Handicap 9.1 Jan 18, 2021 #873 I’m not a chef, but boyardees women crazy, am I right?
Reframmellator Well-known member Joined Feb 11, 2016 Messages 6,715 Reaction score 2,883 Location Ballston Lake, NY Handicap 22.0 Jan 19, 2021 #874 A rancher had 48 cows, but when he rounded them up, he had 50.
R Rock N TN Active member Joined Jul 8, 2018 Messages 249 Reaction score 96 Handicap 36 Jan 19, 2021 #875 Doctor: Hi! I'm Dr Nelson and I'm going to deliver your baby. Dad: Actually, we'd like him to keep his liver. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk
Doctor: Hi! I'm Dr Nelson and I'm going to deliver your baby. Dad: Actually, we'd like him to keep his liver. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk