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So true. I am just glad we finally made it to April, March lasted for 500 days.
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So true. I am just glad we finally made it to April, March lasted for 500 days.
This is the fact! I thought January was bad, it only lasted 300 days!
So true. I have an employee that asked for a small raise a month before this happened, and I told him I would try to get it approved. Spoke with him yesterday and let him know that it was in the works, but this hit. Told me to forget all about it, he was just happy to continue getting paid and having a job (we are still open, just working remotely). Really crazy times.
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It's so true.
On a lighter note, this is the only time I will ever be able to say that I make more than my wife. It's been a bit of a joke around the house the past two weeks.
Thanks brother, I will post a pic when I get it up. It turned out awesome!
Stories from isolation. I have claimed the lower level of our house. It is my man cave. Today Julie notified me that she planned to hold a video conference meeting from the family room (lower level). I asked if me chipping through would be a problem. Answer was yes. And so it begins, the erosion of my man cave space. Sigh.
At least he's made his face into a blatant warning for any college aged females.. Maybe it will keep him out of trouble..
If you get desperate cap I'll put a couple rolls in the mail for you
I was walking into the Walmart yesterday just to grab a couple essentials and saw a guy walking out with TP. I asked and he said they were just opening a new pallet. I went there first and grabbed a pack and the rest of the pallet was gone within 20 minutes. I was in the right place at the right time.
...or start practicing dragging your butt on the carpet like a dog.I forgot we have a time difference, it's 8:30 here. You just need to be there 30 minutes before they open. If not, then ask yourself how many towels do you own, and how much laundry detergent do you have?
...or start practicing dragging your butt on the carpet like a dog.I forgot we have a time difference, it's 8:30 here. You just need to be there 30 minutes before they open. If not, then ask yourself how many towels do you own, and how much laundry detergent do you have?
We went into Walmart last week to stock up. We got there right when they opened at 7:00 and there were already people walking out with TP. Headed straight to that aisle, it was the most crowded aisle in the store and their stock was already over half gone. I'm sure they were completely sold out before 9:00. I also managed to find one bottle of hand sanitizer that the hoarders missed, tucked way back on the back of a lower shelf out of view.
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Can someone explain this to me?! I ordered a pair of Footjoy rain paints from the U.K. (not available over here it seems). From London, they arrived into Long Beach. Rather than fly or drive em 500 odd miles up the coast to Monterey, they were flown to Pennsylvania. From there, they went to Illinois. Then Denver. I wonder if my pants are doing a tour of every state in the country before they arrive to me. Hey, I guess the more people that get to touch the package, the better my chances of it being riddled with little coronaviruses when it arrives!
Anybody see the moon tonight?
I don’t even know if it’s day or night anymore.
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it's night, Nate. Night.
Or is it......
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The only trigger I have for time right now is when my dog starts following me around the house. I know it’s afternoon and he wants his 4 mile hike outside.
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This is 100% true. My wife got furlowed from her position in a non-profit role in the religion-based sector. She's been trying to call into the unemployment office pretty much each day they ahve been open for the last 2 weeks. Multiple hour waits and still has not been able to get through. If the numbers reported are low, it's not because that people are not trying, it's that people can't get it filed.