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I think shanks are illegal in some parts of Jersey

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TC said:
"i really want that car" wooooooo! DJ hating tonight. I reckon the shanks do that to a fella.
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I had the slices today...and you saw my rant in the gay marriage thread. Bitter is a kind word for that feeling.
 
Jersey Nate said:
I had the slices today...and you saw my rant in the gay marriage thread. Bitter is a kind word for that feeling.
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There is a gay marriage thread???
 
Bad Teacher is a pretty terrible movie. However, Jason Segel cracks me up. "Hold my ball sack."
 
War Eagle said:
Bad Teacher is a pretty terrible movie. However, Jason Segel cracks me up. "Hold my ball sack."
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It was funny. Watchable at least.
 
Kmac said:
It was funny. Watchable at least.
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I laughed, there were some good one-liners in it, Segel just cracks me up.
 
yeah, the gym teacher.
 
Kmac said:
Was that dude the gym teacher?
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Yeah. Also in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall", "I Love You, Man" and on the popular TV series, "How I Met Your Mother."

Forgetting Sarah Marshall could be one of my favorite movies.
 
agreed. I love the scene where he comes out and flings his johnson around. Just so funny.
 
If Vampires are technically dead, and they have no blood flow, how do they get an erection? I bet the chick that wrote Twilight never thought of that.
 
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agreed. I love the scene where he comes out and flings his johnson around. Just so funny.
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Haha, wasnt expecting that to happen during that movie.

"Ive got a surprise for you..."
 
TC said:
If Vampires are technically dead, and they have no blood flow, how do they get an erection? I bet the chick that wrote Twilight never thought of that.
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Maybe thats why the dude vampires have to suck peoples blood, so they can get it up. Blood = Vampire viagra.
 
War Eagle said:
Maybe thats why the dude vampires have to suck peoples blood, so they can get it up. Blood = Vampire viagra.
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Seems like a lot of work, LOL
 
Wow, tonight's banter has been interesting...
 
TC said:
If Vampires are technically dead, and they have no blood flow, how do they get an erection? I bet the chick that wrote Twilight never thought of that.
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Hmm something must still work because vampires are sex machines.
 
I'm watching Billy Madison, man this movie still makes me laugh every time I watch it.
 
TC said:
If Vampires are technically dead, and they have no blood flow, how do they get an erection? I bet the chick that wrote Twilight never thought of that.
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I am not sure. I don't remember pale kids like that getting some when I was in school.
 
TC said:
If Vampires are technically dead, and they have no blood flow, how do they get an erection? I bet the chick that wrote Twilight never thought of that.
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This Twilight: Eclipse is not that good, but I think one of them is going to get an erection.

Kevin
 
coolbreeze said:
I'm watching Billy Madison, man this movie still makes me laugh every time I watch it.
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Classic. "No milk will ever be, our milk."

Im pretty sure I could have complete conversations using only movie quotes.
 
Esox said:
This Twilight: Eclipse is not that good.

Kevin
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You don't have to lie to us Kevin, you're loving every minute of it.
 
War Eagle said:
Classic. "No milk will ever be, our milk."

Im pretty sure I could have complete conversations using only movie quotes.
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"That is correct!" *strips*

Gotta love Billy Madison.
 
coolbreeze said:
You don't have to lie to us Kevin, you're loving every minute of it.
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I'm having a little trouble following it, actually. It's a pretty complex story. There is going to be a big battle though with good vampires and werewolves going against some bad vampires, so that might be good.

Kevin
 
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