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Liar! I hope it helps her play better, in going ham on my kids tomorrow
 
TC said:
Liar! I hope it helps her play better, in going ham on my kids tomorrow
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You're up later than usual. You'll probably be extra tired so give them a couple extra taps.

Kevin
 
Esox said:
You're up later than usual. You'll probably be extra tired so give them a couple extra taps.

Kevin
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I'm on drugs. I can get so nasty with kids it is mind bottling.
 
TC said:
I'm on drugs. I can get so nasty with kids it is mind bottling.
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They'll thank you for it down the road, and the world will be a better place.

Kevin
 
Esox said:
I hope everyone realizes I'm joking. I wouldn't beat my daughter for making a nine in a golf tournament.

Kevin
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Dude, if they can't tell you're joking, then that's even better,
 
I thought you wanted a little fruit how did we get a grocery cart full of everything?
 
I must have gone through 10 pillows in the last 6 months. Nothing works! And I'm not paying 65 bucks for a MyPillow
 
Tadashi70 said:
What did you shoot?
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coolbreeze said:
I'd like to know too.
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TC said:
I am now curious as well.
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Thainer21 said:
I shot 110 playing against JB. I don't know what you're really embarrassed about.
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TheIcemann said:
It's not that I'm embarrassed which I'm really not because I didn't have to mention a word about score. It's just that what I shot has completely no effect on the conversation.
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Thainer21 said:
So if you aren't embarrassed, what did you shoot?
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He shot a 111. For what its worth...



TheIcemann said:
The one-day tournaments aren't flighted. I would most definitely not put myself in A or B flight. I'd be in the bottom flight based on my experiences at tournaments on real courses. If I decide to play the 2-day tournament next week which is the last of the season I will be putting myself in the lowest flight.

My handicap is really misleading. I can easily shoot low 80s on my 5000 yard course with short rough and slower greens. I suck on long courses with thick rough and fast greens.
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You dont understand how handicapping works, do you? Shooting low 80s on a 5000 yard course wont drop your handicap. Your handicap is adjusted on how well you do based on how difficult the golf course is. a 95 on Nates course is similar to a 60 on your 5000 yard course.
 
Sometimes I absolutely hate certain threads on THP.
 
I am so f'ing run down it is crazy.

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Why must Erica think I'm so charming at such inconvenient times.
 
Have a kid and you'll understand.
 
I think she's bluffing.
 
I like where this thread is headed

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I did actually, forgot how much I love that stuff.

Damaikis said:
You should go play ski ball. Ski ball is awesome, no matter how old you are.
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One of her friends had her bday party there and I did the good dad thing and took her there after day camp.

Jersey Nate said:
You try to bring the kid there?
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I know right? My sanity is a small price to pay for her happiness though

arydolphin said:
Dude, you already gave her the stuffed cheetah, what else does she need?
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Hawk said:
Why must Erica think I'm so charming at such inconvenient times.
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Hawk, if it is any consolation I always think you are charming.

I think I understand this, but I guess it is something that will be more apparent when I am married with kids?
 
And why do I drink iced coffee so much faster than hot coffee?
 
Hanks said:
And why do I drink iced coffee so much faster than hot coffee?
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I do the same, and get some really horrible brain freezes.
 
Running sucks when you are carrying an extra 20 lbs on your body.
 
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