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Morgan Cup - Trash Talk Thread

Lol, I bet cookie's dog loves the peanut butter. I can't wait for his retort.
 
JB said:
You want to say that I lack originality? Are you effin serious? I think if we added up all 12k of your posts we could get 8 words that are different? Then you want to call out my golf game and say I can't back up what I speak? Dude you are on video playing golf with a swing that looks like you rubbed one out with a cheese grater the night before!

I have taken craps that were harder to get out than it would be facing you in a round of golf. One grunt and you fall down before the big flush. Give it a rest dude, you have no where near what it takes to match up with me on any level, let alone this one. Since you ask though, and seem to be so sincere about me not being able to back up my playing ability, why dont you convince your captain that we dont need a captains match. Its comical to think that your own team does not think you have a shot, yet here you are barking things out like "oh none of it matters".

IT ALL MATTERS little man! ALL OF IT!

Time to go back to the drawing board, because if you think the damage that was done with that cookie from my driver was bad, wait till you have to hear it for 18 holes (or 11) during a match. I would have to move to a different state because I would have two wives by the end and as you said, you would be holding some bacon and a stash of peanut butter and looking for companionship!
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he'd have to be pretty convincing. Wonder if CL would listen to him.
 
haha well said cookie... Youre holding your own in here quite nicely..
mcook77 said:
LMAO - this is priceless!! You were the KING of "try again, do better, don't bring the weak sauce in here" and then when someone does it to you - it is all that I ever do.

Why don't you just go back to the drawing board and come up with some more nicknames for yourself. While you may not be able to back them up, you are absolutely brilliant at putting yourself on the imaginary pedestal.

You have a great knack of simply looking over what you may deem as quality trash talk AGAINST you and not replying to it, etc because you have no retort.

Tapacock? Is that a special Team THP thing? You guys have a brotherhood alright.....and one that we prefer that you keep to yourselves. This is a family oriented website after all.
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The cheese grater part made me cringe...
 
TC said:
Me too. Man, I feel the intensity up in here. I like it.
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There's been some good stuff today.

I also LOL'd when thelate1 and his autopicking got brought in to the MC Trash Talk thread.
 
JB said:
You want to say that I lack originality? Are you effin serious? I think if we added up all 12k of your posts we could get 8 words that are different? Then you want to call out my golf game and say I can't back up what I speak? Dude you are on video playing golf with a swing that looks like you rubbed one out with a cheese grater the night before!

I have taken craps that were harder to get out than it would be facing you in a round of golf. One grunt and you fall down before the big flush. Give it a rest dude, you have no where near what it takes to match up with me on any level, let alone this one. Since you ask though, and seem to be so sincere about me not being able to back up my playing ability, why dont you convince your captain that we dont need a captains match. Its comical to think that your own team does not think you have a shot, yet here you are barking things out like "oh none of it matters".

IT ALL MATTERS little man! ALL OF IT!

Time to go back to the drawing board, because if you think the damage that was done with that cookie from my driver was bad, wait till you have to hear it for 18 holes (or 11) during a match. I would have to move to a different state because I would have two wives by the end and as you said, you would be holding some bacon and a stash of peanut butter and looking for companionship!
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Are you and P4B one and the same? Simply can't comprehend a post or just skim it and then start ranting on and on a bunch of nonsense.

1) You are gonna try and make fun of my swing? That is cute as I have seen your swing and it is not something that any of us would want to emulate.
2) Captains Match? That is up to the captain...as I have said previously I will play with/against whomever my captain thinks gives us the best opportunity to win as a TEAM. Me demoralizing you in a singles or team event may not be in the best interest of the team.

I can't even reply to the last part.....I respect Morgan too much.

Game on!! :)
 
War Eagle said:
There's been some good stuff today.

I also LOL'd when thelate1 and his autopicking got brought in to the MC Trash Talk thread.
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Glad you noticed it. The person it was directed to has a great habit of not replying to certain things that are said. Conveniently skips the response when the cat has his tongue.
 
is there mandatory drug testing for the MC? maybe there should be....

mcook77 said:
Are you and P4B one and the same? Simply can't comprehend a post or just skim it and then start ranting on and on a bunch of nonsense.

1) You are gonna try and make fun of my swing? That is cute as I have seen your swing and it is not something that any of us would want to emulate.
2) Captains Match? That is up to the captain...as I have said previously I will play with/against whomever my captain thinks gives us the best opportunity to win as a TEAM. Me demoralizing you in a singles or team event may not be in the best interest of the team.

I can't even reply to the last part.....I respect Morgan too much.

Game on!! :)
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mcook77 said:
Are you and P4B one and the same? Simply can't comprehend a post or just skim it and then start ranting on and on a bunch of nonsense.

1) You are gonna try and make fun of my swing? That is cute as I have seen your swing and it is not something that any of us would want to emulate.
2) Captains Match? That is up to the captain...as I have said previously I will play with/against whomever my captain thinks gives us the best opportunity to win as a TEAM. Me demoralizing you in a singles or team event may not be in the best interest of the team.

I can't even reply to the last part.....I respect Morgan too much.

Game on!! :)
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You would cut off your golfing jeans to make the greatest jorts in the world to have my swing instead of that knuckle deep cheese grater thing you have going. Its okay Cookie, its time to start over. Time to regroup with the crayons and your jug of peanut butter and sit back and think of someone else that you can throw fat jokes and bald jokes at. Its okay, we still love you here and you always have friends on THP. Like most keyboard jockeys, this time you have to back it up.
 
JB said:
You would cut off your golfing jeans to make the greatest jorts in the world to have my swing instead of that knuckle deep cheese grater thing you have going. Its okay Cookie, its time to start over. Time to regroup with the crayons and your jug of peanut butter and sit back and think of someone else that you can throw fat jokes and bald jokes at. Its okay, we still love you here and you always have friends on THP. Like most keyboard jockeys, this time you have to back it up.
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Have to back it up? Captain Chunky has big shoulders and even a longer coattail. I am surfing that bad boy to victory!!!
 
I love it when JB releases the hounds on people. Cookie you're in so far over your head from a competition stand point that really all you can do is come in here and start throwing hay makers hoping you say something funny. Keep it going though dude, I love a good fight and I know this is the only place I'll get one from you so I'll take what I can get.
 
JB said:
You want to say that I lack originality? Are you effin serious? I think if we added up all 12k of your posts we could get 8 words that are different? Then you want to call out my golf game and say I can't back up what I speak? Dude you are on video playing golf with a swing that looks like you rubbed one out with a cheese grater the night before!

I have taken craps that were harder to get out than it would be facing you in a round of golf. One grunt and you fall down before the big flush. Give it a rest dude, you have no where near what it takes to match up with me on any level, let alone this one. Since you ask though, and seem to be so sincere about me not being able to back up my playing ability, why dont you convince your captain that we dont need a captains match. Its comical to think that your own team does not think you have a shot, yet here you are barking things out like "oh none of it matters".

IT ALL MATTERS little man! ALL OF IT!

Time to go back to the drawing board, because if you think the damage that was done with that cookie from my driver was bad, wait till you have to hear it for 18 holes (or 11) during a match. I would have to move to a different state because I would have two wives by the end and as you said, you would be holding some bacon and a stash of peanut butter and looking for companionship!
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Is this the Pale Knuckler?
 
Puttin4Bird said:
I love it when JB releases the hounds on people. Cookie you're in so far over your head from a competition stand point that really all you can do is come in here and start throwing hay makers hoping you say something funny. Keep it going though dude, I love a good fight and I know this is the only place I'll get one from you so I'll take what I can get.
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Well, if nothing else I have said something funny in here today. Unlike you.

What hounds did JB release? You guys? Is that what he does - refer to you as dogs?

Does he also make you call him master in your private conversations?
 
mcook77 said:
Well, if nothing else I have said something funny in here today. Unlike you.

What hounds did JB release? You guys? Is that what he does - refer to you as dogs?

Does he also make you call him master in your private conversations?
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The hounds, aka the Kraken, aka the bitchslappin' he just put on you.
 
Puttin4Bird said:
The hounds, aka the Kraken, aka the bitchslappin' he just put on you.
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That's cute. He is a good trash talker....needs to be to make up for the rest of you slouches.
 
mcook77 said:
Well, if nothing else I have said something funny in here today. Unlike you.

What hounds did JB release? You guys? Is that what he does - refer to you as dogs?

Does he also make you call him master in your private conversations?
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Puttin4Bird said:
The hounds, aka the Kraken, aka the bitchslappin' he just put on you.
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mcook77 said:
That's cute. He is a good trash talker....needs to be to make up for the rest of you slouches.
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LMFAO @ puttin4explanations
 
mcook77 said:
Well, if nothing else I have said something funny in here today. Unlike you.

What hounds did JB release? You guys? Is that what he does - refer to you as dogs?

Does he also make you call him master in your private conversations?
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So let me get his right if they are his dogs and he is there master, does that also mean he has a jar of peanut butter so they can lick it of his..............
 
dhjkelly said:
So let me get his right if they are his dogs and he is there master, does that also mean he has a jar of peanut butter so they can lick it of his..............
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.........fingers. What did you think that that meant? :D

Also, I wouldn't be throwing too many stones. THP will enjoy taking care of the competition quickly. It's like when you go out after your pub crawls to have a hump with the sheep.
 
LOL at 'have a hump'.
 
you watch Glee don't you? lol sounds like something they'd say

Jersey Nate said:
.........fingers. What did you think that that meant? :D

Also, I wouldn't be throwing too many stones. THP will enjoy taking care of the competition quickly. It's like when you go out after your pub crawls to have a hump with the sheep.
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Jersey Nate said:
.........fingers. What did you think that that meant? :D

Also, I wouldn't be throwing too many stones. THP will enjoy taking care of the competition quickly. It's like when you go out after your pub crawls to have a hump with the sheep.
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Really YOUR gonna say something to me about getting up on something with a hairy back really. :D

Sorry JN i had to lol
 
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