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Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is one of my two first choices.
To hear my team called winner at either by JB’s and GG’s voices!
Callaway’s TheKing in April, or THP’s Morgan Cup in July.
Alas, to play in either, on great luck I have to rely!
And if I miss out on both, Oh my! I’ll just cry.
To get into TheKing,
or the Cup bearing the name of our dear Morgan,
What I would’t do, there's not a thing.
I’d even donate an organ.
But, what? Wait! There’s a Bridgestone Series?
Hilton Head, Lake Charles, Indy and Ocean City.
You can’t be serious!
And let’s be rational,
PGA National?
Oh! Take pity!
At the “Love is in the Air” event, I shall not tarry.
I’ll have to sit that one out, or else remarry!
But, it’s okay. In January, when my game’s normally resting,
I’ll be at TaylorMade’s Ultimate Testing.
And the SeeMore Putting event will certainly be epic,
Because my putting has been so apoplectic.
But if on the first two I have blown it,
It’s Adams to the rescue in Dallas with “Own it”!
And Wilson’s got Innovation, & More in Chicago.
Why yes, I think I’ll go.
Or maybe it’s a Gauntlet, from THP Headquarters far away.
Wherever, even Cally, I certainly wouldn’t dismay,
It’s a chance, after all, to visit the Zoo,
And find out what really drives that crazy Crew.
And even if I do miss out on TheKing and The Cup, my baddy,
I can always shoot for the ole Grandaddy!
But, after all is said and done, I think I’ll just say F*** It!
and try for them all before I kick the bucket.
From all of this, I think you can surmise.
My, Oh My! How I do love The Hackers Paradise!
Merry Christmas THP. Here's to be a wild 2014!
#FranchiseReinvented
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Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is one of my two first choices.
To hear my team called winner at either by JB’s and GG’s voices!
Callaway’s TheKing in April, or THP’s Morgan Cup in July.
Alas, to play in either, on great luck I have to rely!
And if I miss out on both, Oh my! I’ll just cry.
To get into TheKing,
or the Cup bearing the name of our dear Morgan,
What I would’t do, there's not a thing.
I’d even donate an organ.
But, what? Wait! There’s a Bridgestone Series?
Hilton Head, Lake Charles, Indy and Ocean City.
You can’t be serious!
And let’s be rational,
PGA National?
Oh! Take pity!
At the “Love is in the Air” event, I shall not tarry.
I’ll have to sit that one out, or else remarry!
But, it’s okay. In January, when my game’s normally resting,
I’ll be at TaylorMade’s Ultimate Testing.
And the SeeMore Putting event will certainly be epic,
Because my putting has been so apoplectic.
But if on the first two I have blown it,
It’s Adams to the rescue in Dallas with “Own it”!
And Wilson’s got Innovation, & More in Chicago.
Why yes, I think I’ll go.
Or maybe it’s a Gauntlet, from THP Headquarters far away.
Wherever, even Cally, I certainly wouldn’t dismay,
It’s a chance, after all, to visit the Zoo,
And find out what really drives that crazy Crew.
And even if I do miss out on TheKing and The Cup, my baddy,
I can always shoot for the ole Grandaddy!
But, after all is said and done, I think I’ll just say F*** It!
and try for them all before I kick the bucket.
From all of this, I think you can surmise.
My, Oh My! How I do love The Hackers Paradise!
Merry Christmas THP. Here's to be a wild 2014!
#FranchiseReinvented
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